Just The Tip

We grant the wishes of children with life-threatening erections to enrich the human experience with love, hope, and urine lactation

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This is sad.

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I miss the days you could walk into a Toys R Us and..... yeah , that’s it. I miss the days you could walk into a Toys R Us.

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THESE GOBLIN FEET WERE MEANT FOR THIS

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“Bones are just hard meat”

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You fuckin gay when you lick dick

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Some times you have to experiment with the nuts to make sure they fit in the spot you want them #hopeforthebestpreparefortheworst

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Well just fuck me in the ass and call me Jerry Seinfield #firstbatmizavibes2006

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💪 grinding 💪 only 💪 stops 💪 when 💪 your 💪 yoplait💪 run 💪 dry💪 #wheatthinwithin

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Want to get vigazzed? Well don’t go soul cycling afterwards. Those rhinestones are less stable than my ovulation cycle. #fuckyouTheresa

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Everyday on this god forsaken earth brings me closer to ending it all #thisisnotacryforhelpwhy?

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Kangaroos with a mullet and a popsicle . Yea bro.

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“All I want is to be not completely exhausted 24/7 and a King-Sized Laffy Taffy” - the holy jellyfish stenographer lostboy dog who cleans dishes, 2004

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hey. don’t change in 2018. thanks❤���

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Never dabble in dipping your dots in a dash of dark drops. Don’t dare. #dunderhead

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goodnight and may the red jacket man grace you and your family with loads of caged and suffocated packages with happy item hidden in inside love emmy award winning ribbinsert

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Tents are pretty much just big drops of hot steamy yolks in my lady trousers #meadthrathal #for #a #day

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In order for there to be a current population, that means that porcupines have to fuck. Someone one this planet has fucked a porcupine, quills and all. That’s like rubbing toothpicks on your balls. #betterlucknexttimereese

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All the gay people I know are the GAYEST people I know

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Know your sexual limits before it’s too late #HappyFathersDay

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Hell yeah