✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨

Bio? I don't need this. Draven's here to kick ass and look good while doin' it, so keep your eyes on ME. [ #LeagueRP | Not affiliated with Riot | #ᴄʀɪᴍȿᴏɴ ]

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

A door flies off its hinges.

"DRAAAAAVEN'S IN HIS ELEMENT, BAYBEEEE!!!"

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓༉‧₊˚✧ @SOULOFTHEWAVES]

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𝘈 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝙛𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢
𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝙙𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣
𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸,
𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

A chuckle rolls out of Draven's mouth. "Heh. Toughest kinda armor, ain't it? Perks of bein' famous."

He joins the assassin in looking at the sky for a moment—they're thinking the same thing, it seems, and the taller Noxian glances at Talon.

"Wanna drop by Fatman's bar?"

[Talon @ReapersEnvoy]

"Waiting for the right opportunity. Have to plan a contingency for the inevitable plot armor."

He raises the brow of his hat and looks up at the sky. Bout time of day for a drink.

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

This makes the executioner display a smirk of his own, toothy and full of his well-known personality.

"You betcha. Especially ones who start thinkin' they're unstoppable, or ones who think they're better than ya. You got any luck on your sister Red?"

[Talon @ReapersEnvoy]

The assassin tips his hat and flashes a smirk.

"Well, elder siblings need to be taken down a peg every now and then don't they?"

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

An exaggerated gesture of finger guns and a wink. If he had three revolvers, he would be spinning and juggling them by now.

" 'Course I am. Draven ain't about to lose a public duel."

[Talon @ReapersEnvoy]

"You're pretty good." @JustTooGlorious

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

Triumph with flair. Claim your Grand Reckoning chromas now!

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

That made him pause for a moment.

...And then burst out laughing.

"I didn't know ya swung that way, shit! Sorry, but no thanks; Draven ain't into whatever kink that is."

[Rumble @ProudYordle]

“I can face you just fine without it, asshat! But why do that, when I can cream you in style, huh?”

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

He's smart enough to not drink all of Gragas' brew in one day—he's kept the entire cask the cooling unit, and he's gonna have one or two on occassion.

...Definitely getting sloshed in it after the Grand Reckonings though.

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

"Yeeeah, that's right, rely on yer Scrap Heap Tin Can instead'a facin' me."

Are they having a banter? Sure.
Is it friendly? Uhh...maybe??

[Rumble @ProudYordle]

“Yeah? Just wait till I get in my mech, I’ll be the perfect height to kick yours!”

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

The Noxian salutes, flashing his unmistakable grin, and whistles away and out the door, a jaunt in his step.

Good alcohol and good killing! What a great year this would be!

[Gragas @AvarosanDrunk]

“Don’t worry, I’ll be there front and center!”

Chuckling, Gragas would start closing up early for tonight. He had an execution to attend.

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

"You're the one who's the perfect height to kiss mine, hah!"

[Rumble @ProudYordle]

“Kiss my ass, jackass.”

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

|| PORN BOTS LEAVE ME ALONE LMAO

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

"Heh. Blueberry yordle."

[Rumble @ProudYordle]

His huge ears are burning.

“Ugh.”

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

There's his signature Draven Finger Guns™.

"Ya got yerself a deal, big man! Let's just hope the runt doesn't get smarter. Now—" he says as he walks over to the barrel and lifts it on his shoulder with a hefty grunt, "—I'll be seein' ya on the Grand Reckonin'. Don't be late!"

[Gragas @AvarosanDrunk]

“Aye, if ye give me a show, I’m more than happy to give ye a show right back!”

He pat his immense gut, which gurgled and rumbled…

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

|| Draven and Gragas, Bullying Rumble Co.

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

'Blueberry yordle' sounds absolutely hilarious that he's going to note that down for future use.

Clapping Gragas' back once more, he finally peels himself off his large friend. "Heh, that makes two of us, Fatman. Seein' ya torment that lil runt always makes my day!"

[Gragas @AvarosanDrunk]

“Bwahaha, don’t I know it! Ye bring me enough entertainment jus’ draggin’ that blueberry yordle ‘ere ‘alf th’ time.”

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

.....

...He also swats Talon's hands away from the man's attempts at adjusting his outfit.

[✨Soul Fighter's Hysterical Hyena, Draven! ✨ @JustTooGlorious]

"Yeah but not for 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴—the oil ain't gonna mix well with the blood, and the blood is hella 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘦𝘳!"

Draven gives the assassin an incredulous look. He still hasn't let go of Talon, and instead pulls him closer to give him a little shake.

"C'mon, are ya Noxian or not?"

[Talon @ReapersEnvoy]

"The blood part is a given but.."

Talon shoots Draven a look of non-belief.

"... you're telling me, you, Draven, the guy who oils himself on the regular for his fans isn't doing it for this? Pfft-"

Talon rolls his eyes, and tries to tug his shorts down to cover himself more.