A Ponk Named Slickback 🌵

I ain’t gonna hold you, I don’t care. 🫶🏼

[BLH @_RareDefined]

Collectively, I think we all are tired of working.

[BLH @_RareDefined]

It’s only Tuesday and I’m already ready to end the work week.

I just wanna sleep. 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

My goal was to add $10,000 to my savings account this year

$15,000 to go!

[εϊз𓋹✧Soultry Noir✧𓋹εϊз @soultrynoir]

My type

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

i would’ve laughed then broke up with him

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

scorpio, make a to do list, pull up a random number generator, and choose something to do in that way. it's the only way you'll actually be productive.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Dear Apple,

Nobody needs to know I’m emailing from my iPhone.

Sent from my iPhone

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You turn the AC off in your car for one second and it feels like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂

[BUTCH GAWD⭐️ @ButchGawd]

PUT 👏🏾ME👏🏾ON👏🏾THE 👏🏾CALENDAR

[hourlyscopes @hourlyscopes]

start planning your next getaway, scorpio.

[AstroYaps @astroyaps]

scorpio, the peace you built alone is worth more than the love that kept breaking you.

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

don't test their feelings today, scorpio. trust them a little.

[A Ponk Named Slickback 🌵 @Justustarique]

I’d like to go ONE DAY without crying. Fuck.

[Mr. Crybaby @_Witdashits_]

With a side of “nah don’t run take all of it”

[tiffonii @Tiffoni__]

I hate being updated on people I don’t like. I do not care.

[AOTY25 - 𝙱𝙴𝚈𝚜𝚝𝚒(𝚎)𝚜 @Cebeyhive]

LETHAL WALK😮‍💨

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

To be fair, it don’t be raining by everybody lol

[A Ponk Named Slickback 🌵 @Justustarique]

When the turbo kicks in on the Beamer it makes my weewee tingle a little 🥴🥹

[A Ponk Named Slickback 🌵 @Justustarique]

That lie didn’t even have to happen fr but it answered a lot of questions.