WiseGuy

I don't have any talents...

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

Fucking bullshit. quitting Twitter for like...forever I ain't gonna be famous sitting on my ass all day I need to get a job and money so I can buy a house to get cats, food, drinks, a bed, fridge, a wall, a roof, flooring and every-fucking-thing I need

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

Oh shit it's just one lol

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

Now I don't know how many followers I have

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

I fucking hate stairs
I took one step and I already got tired

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@AndersmtihG @ImLonelyWCID That thing that you said just makes me feel more dumber

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

I overheard a conversation about underwear (They were kids BTW)

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

Don't judge lazy people, we're trying our best to entertain ourselves with our knowledge

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@LorShyland @ImLonelyWCID That might be the reason why Dua Lipa was Scared to be Lonely

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@AndersmtihG @ImLonelyWCID Shit! Now I'm a dumbass

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@Kejo_TheGamer Did it feel good?

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

I farted and know one heard it...
Hehe

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@volante_bot I'm the wise guy not the "you're suppose to understanf me and follow my advice guy"

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@volante_bot It's fine

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@volante_bot Holy shit man! or girl, finally someone plays along

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@chunkybuffalo Dude...or girl, I told you I was never good at math

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

I have like 3 or 4 followers. Never was good at math

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@ULTIMATERPE @ImLonelyWCID I'm so lonely that when I go outside I literally talk to a small teddy bear that I always carry

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

Scary Story •o•

In a dark, cliché, and stormy night
I was randomly able to go inside a haunted house, AND THEN I saw a chair moved by itself...
I ran to the main door but it was locked so I kicked it, got out, go home, and I got to sleep in my bed
The end

[WiseGuy @JustWise3]

@AndersmtihG @ImLonelyWCID Rp? You mean roleplay?