lurdey

ain’t shit funny

[jk🫦 @kgalleriee]

Laying down 9 months don’t even fit my aesthetic ✌🏽 fuck wrong with yall

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

just mad emotionally unaware they like pitbull

[bry @sexyylilliar]

niggas wit lil ears be blunt asf

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

welp

[🐍🪽 @devileyegirly]

People only try to humble you when you’re actually great. If you were average, they’d just ignore you. Their jealousy is just a compliment in disguise.

[Aadya @Aadya3785]

Second day of Jupiter in Cancer and already something terrible happened.

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

#winning

[Let Me Heal You 🤲🏽 @Pinky_Balboaaa]

The gene pool to be able to fluctuate in weight and thickness without your stomach getting outta hand …deep sigh

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

yes,

[Ssword @heIIamud]

Lil Wayne In Chrome Hearts Glasses

[ཐི𝔭𝔰𝔶𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔠⛥⃝𝔰𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔫ཋྀ @HESTWlCK]

when you have 8h/12h placements and you’re in a public space

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

nah cuz the hatian allegations are insane

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

So high cheekbones and a big forehead is a giveaway that you’re Haitian? Got it lmao it makes so much sense now

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

😂😂😂😂😂😭

[meya @MEYASEGOO]

why tf do they always have black people double dutching in commercials & shit

[luvr grl @itslesliegloria]

girl I’m bored, let’s read a book

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

How I see it

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

in this essay i will-

[J A Y - E L ✪ H I M ☭ 🇵🇸 @LEECH_WAV]

Beauty standards for black women are rooted in maturity; stretch marks, cellulite, healthy body fat percentage, etc. On the other hand, white women's beauty standards are rooted in adolescence, pedophilia, and purity culture. Take Sabrina Carpenter and Addison Rae for example.

[t. @taeseru]

discussing the psychology behind a cheating man gets quite boring after a while like let’s discuss money laundering methods..

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

i don’t trust leo’s with virgo placements, con artist

[SOSO @AlmightyySoSo]

You’ll watch a woman tweet how she’s the best dck sucker & got the best pssy in the universe.. next tweet is how they haven’t received flowers all year. Just all bad

[Airika👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @buzzedcutie]

You get irritated quick... You the Fire Sign

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

I literally smell like tom ford fucking fabulous when you hug me but you think im using you for a dinner date /:

[lurdey @JUUYYYA]

oh she’s a real bad bitch!

[Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇸🇳 @AjMachalaa]

Rihanna was spotted with her hyperextended ‘back knees’ while shopping in Paris. Didn’t know she had that. 😳👀

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

ofc Speedy is messy. what communications major you know isnt but especially journalism.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking