Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ.

〔Sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-Mᴀɴ〕┊❝So, to become an Avenger, are there like trials or an interview?❞ ┊If lost please return to Aunt May

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

❝I should've stayed on the bus.❞

↠ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɴᴇɪɢʜʙᴏᴜʀʜᴏᴏᴅ sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ-ᴍᴀɴ
↠ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀs ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟ
↠ ʀᴛ's ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

❝Ahem. You know, in the future, if you're going to steal cars, don't dress like a car thief, man.❞

❝Who are you? Are you a cop?❞

❝Really? You seriously think I'm a cop? Cop in a skin-tight red and blue suit? Nah dude, I'm Spider-Man!❞

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

@littlestweb

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

Should order Mr Rogers a book titled 'How to be Modern 101'.

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Say what now?” https://t.co/aFK6MrGtYY

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Oof is this what they call Avengers After Dark?”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

@CallivatorLepos -exaggerated smile at her.

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

@CallivatorLepos “Hey! It's not like I do it often.”

Peter caught the paper which contained her drawing of him. He scanned the portrait briefly and paid his attention back to her.

“That's actually pretty good, although I'm not sure you captured my charming smile.”

He flashed an overly-

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“There's only one way to settle this... A dance off.”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Peter meet Peter.”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“That's right!”

Oh boy. Of course she'd think that.

“Well uh no... But I do have spider-like abilities. Mantis, pleasure to meet you.”

A small smile creeped onto Peter's lips as he thought of a joke.

“So can you turn into a mantis?” https://t.co/OSxQ99M6mG

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

|| Yeah I got you 😤😤 https://t.co/wyKKWiuX69

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Ohp right right.”

Extends his hand out for a handshake.

“I'm Peter, Peter Parker.

Or Spider-Man!”

Remembers his awkward interaction with Doctor Strange. Not trying to let it happen again. https://t.co/jbEVNjYyLd

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

Smh.

“I'm sorry, but I happen to have a PhD in sarcasm! It would be a shame to not put it to use.”

Maybe if he tries a LITTLE harder.

“Love you too Mr Strange.” https://t.co/DmenxwWglg

[—— 𝑫.𝑺. @magustempi]

Well. . . obviously.

❛Your sarcasm was hardly needed, Peter——❜

Strange’s forte wasn’t interacting with kids, but that was obvious at the moment.

❛Kids these days. . .❜ https://t.co/cNAMUvllqL

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

|| Thank you (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ https://t.co/GnaifSolUi

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Okay so Mr Thor gets a cool nickname like PIRATE ANGEL, why do I get called BUG BOY?”

INHALES.

“And p.s. spiders are arachnids!”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“DAMN.”

Clutches his heart in an exaggerated manner.

“That was deep.” https://t.co/n5FO9GfvnJ

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“Childish Gambino is a god, change my mind.”

[Pᴇᴛᴇʀ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ. @JuvenileSpider]

“This Star-Lord guy isn't /THAT/ great of a dancer.”