juzzyp

PES myClub is like an abusive relationship. You keep going back swearing this time will be different. ⚽️🤬

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

Somehow this bloke looks exactly like I imagined he’d look. https://t.co/KlCnu0jTIW

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

Autism really is the outcome of “anything we want it to be” for all these non-doctors.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

RFK Jr, "Two studies show that children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism"

President Trump, "There's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor I've studied this a long time"

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

If you need insider trading to bolster a salary that hasn’t kept up with inflation, why is it illegal for the rest of us to do it?

Big claim to imply we have the most qualified people in Congress, and it’s an “extreme sacrifice”.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

Special report: the great World Cup rip-off

- Fifa's central role beyond tickets
- Fifa REJECTED similar plans in 1994
- all decisions from president's office
- Fifa, the "safeguards", usher in a model club owners crave
- Fifa going against own statutes

https://t.co/sbtGYyUqZV

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

A man with no working truck convinced Wall Street he had built the next Tesla. His company hit $30 BILLION. All he did was push it down a hill with no engine.

> Trevor Milton founded Nikola in 2014, named after the same inventor as Tesla.

> The goal was to build hydrogen powered trucks that would make diesel obsolete. He had no trucks.

> In 2018 he released a promotional video called Nikola One In Motion. It showed a sleek semi truck accelerating smoothly down an open highway.
Investors went wild.

> What nobody knew was that the truck had no engine, no fuel cell, and no propulsion system of any kind.

> Milton's team towed it to the top of a hill, tilted the camera to hide the slope, and let it roll.

> He spent the next four years doing the same thing with words. On podcasts, television and social media.

> Investors were told Nikola could produce its own hydrogen. It could not. They were told the trucks were ready for production. They were not. They were told orders were flooding in. They weren't.

> In June 2020 Nikola went public. Within days the company was worth $30 BILLION, more than Ford.

> Milton's personal stake hit $7.3 BILLION overnight.

> A $32.5 MILLION ranch in Utah followed. A record for the state at the time.

> In September 2020 Hindenburg Research published a report calling Nikola "an intricate fraud" built on "an ocean of lies." Milton resigned within ten days.

> A federal jury convicted him of securities fraud and wire fraud in 2022. Sentenced to four years in prison the following year.

> He never went. He was free on $100 MILLION bail pending appeal.

> He and his wife donated $3.2 MILLION to Donald Trump's 2024 campaign.

> In March 2025 Trump gave him a full pardon. The pardon erased $168 MILLION in restitution to defrauded shareholders.

> Nikola filed for bankruptcy the following month, leaving thousands of investors with nothing.

The company never had a product. The only thing that was real was the $30 BILLION valuation, the $7 BILLION that landed in his pocket and the pardon that made sure none of it had to be returned.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

The ballroom went from $200 million & privately funded, to $300 million, to $400 million and taxpayers cover some of it, to MAGA trying to silently jam through $1 BILLION, 100% of which is our tax money, for this ballroom.

WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@Mageba_wav Where’s all the dry insulation sticks come from during snow season?

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@utdreport Sure, but now post our history of big money sales. 🫣

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@straczynski Just here for the inevitable memes.

[shut up, josh @ChiefJosheola]

School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies.

Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@think_starwars Maul finally meets his end, again, finally, again. Until Disney need some fan nostalgia-berries again?

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@UTDRico8 Thats an Amorim game right?
(And defending is a team job)

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

We��ve 1984’d our way from “believe us, not the science” to “believe us, not your eyes and ears” and now to: “don’t believe math”.

The most dangerous imbecile is the one who doesn’t know what he doesn’t know, and has the conviction that he must be right.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"

Trump: "Right"

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

Must be the Fox News daily run schedule.

[Greg McNeal @GregoryMcNeal]

@FoxNews Organized, pre-planned outrage

[Dittie @DittiePE]

$580,000,000 in oil futures moved 16 minutes before Trump announced a pause in Iran strikes.

Not after. Before.

The BBC just documented five separate instances of massive, suspiciously timed trades preceding Trump’s biggest market-moving announcements — oil futures, the tariff pause, Maduro’s capture, Iran ceasefire bets.

The platforms where anonymous accounts cashed in? Polymarket and Kalshi. Donald Trump Jr. sits on Polymarket’s advisory board and is a strategic advisor to Kalshi.

There’s even a law against this. The STOCK Act (2012) explicitly covers executive branch officials. Zero prosecutions in 14 years.

Oh, and the DOJ unit created after Watergate to prosecute exactly this kind of corruption? Trump cut it from 36 lawyers to 2 and stripped its authority to file new cases.

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@exQUIZitely The feeling of walking into the arcade by the train station on the way home from school when it was buzzing with kids and blaring with machines is a feeling I haven’t managed to replicate.

[juzzyp @JuzzyP__]

@UtdFaithfuls While Neto is sheepishly thinking “Hope he doesn’t turn and look at me…”

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Remarkable tonight, as FIFA go on record to accuse New Jersey of a “chilling effect” on the World Cup with high transit prices. That is the FIFA of unprecedentedly high match tickets, $300 car park spaces, 30% cut on every exorbitantly sold ticket on their own resale platform.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Woe to those who manipulate Pulp Fiction for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.