Dill Pickleson

I like maps and I hate ai 🗺️ @UCRiverside ‘17 🎓 I also like the @Reds @49ers @SacramentoKings ⚾️🏈🏀 he/him 🕊️ backup @Dill__Pickleson

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

every single ai commercial:

"are you a fucking moron? then you'll love this shit!"

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

@chemdawgrei the taco stands at melrose & vine

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

oh shut up ryan spilborghs

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

certain functions completely disable the alarm when you don't expect it to but intentionally trying to disable the alarm results in it just being snoozed

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

it seems like with every update they try to make ios alarms harder and harder to use

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

stupid. they should make the cars take the detour

[LA Metro Rider Alerts @metrolaalerts]

LINE 212: On Friday, June 12, from 6 pm to 11 pm, buses in both directions will detour via La Brea between Manchester Blvd and Lennox Blvd due to the FIFA World Cup.

Stops from Lennox/Hawthorne through Manchester/Market will not be served. See maps below for details.

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

if i was president i would make it a law that you aren't allowed to complain about literally anything if your team is the defending champion in any sport

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

they're really gonna be kicking themselves at this decision if mexico plays on the 4th...

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

paramount is gonna waste their drive-in on THE SANDLOT when there are two round of 16 world cup matches that day??

[MLB @MLB]

MLB will be showing “The Sandlot” at drive-in movie theaters around the country on the Fourth of July ⚾🇺🇸

Drive-ins theaters in Vineland, NJ; McHenry, IL; Blue Ridge, GA; and Paramount, CA will air their hometown team’s game after showing the classic baseball movie “The Sandlot”

Each drive-in will also feature activations such as for-purchase Ballpark Bites and local food trucks, Play Ball activities and fireworks

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

lowest-rated *reds* game. there are probably lots of marlins games that get lower viewership

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

this game is gonna set some record low viewership numbers

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Back at GABP for a 6-game homestand

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[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

(99% of the apple tv baseball neutral audience)

plus it's up against the US world cup opener, at least the end of it is. and the reds are on a demoralizing cold streak without their best player

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

relative humidity is actually worse than batting average

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

relative humidity is useless. use dew point instead

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

dew point is obp

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

can it be october yet

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

too hot already

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

in tv shows they always play 5-card draw but in real life everybody plays texas hold 'em

[Dill Pickleson @JV__19]

getting your hands wet for 2 seconds is not washing your hands