JV Altharas

Host of Ending The Sexual Dark Age, author, sex-positive activist, card-carrying deviant and proud purveyor of filth and hilarity. Follow Shara too @JVS_Shara

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@gretchenwhitmer Why is it that every time the Republicans get a majority they rewrite the Constitution uninhibited, but a Democratic majority results in a bunch of whining?

Fire with fire. Demand Drive Thru abortions at 21 weeks automaticall paid for by Medicaid, THEN meet in the middle.

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Nevermind me, just building a proper PA.

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I'll need more than 4 minutes, Virginia, but I like where you're going with this.

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Anyone know if this is on AirBnB?

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Random Archaeology Porn

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But the ducks can't consent, unless...

Rubber duckie anal beads?

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Friendly reminder that it's OK to enjoy sex without any bullwhips or fuck saws. If you enjoy the sex you're getting and don't feel the need for anything more, you won the game.

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The struggle is real

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As I contemplate a future kitchen remodel, I have new goals.

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And his passing shall cleanse the world

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@reasbeck8527 @msemilyrichards Sure! And no strings, I'm happy to hear reciprocation.

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No lies detected.

[Mel 🔥💛 @MelissalM]

Tell me I’m wrong 😂😂

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@VodkaMuse This is the kind of honest, open communication that solves problems.

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@sexxypixie I know those beautiful tits! Hey, sexy 😘

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Be a good girl, or I'll tie you up then chum the water and watch you squirm.

#kinky #kink #memes

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Behold, the album covers for my upcoming albums.

Release date 10/30/24

SO MUCH to get done...

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Getting ready to release a bunch of music in a few weeks, including a neurodivergent theme song I'm wrapping up that's set to circus music with a full sub-plot. It is both glorious and terrifying.

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We'll also be resurrecting the podcast, and I'll be narrating and scoring audiobooks. This project has been cooking for many years now, and I'm geeked as hell to start sharing it with everyone! As far as I can tell, there's never been anything like it.

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