Josh West

I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[Josh West @JWe5t]

@chaselyons Oof

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This is not only stupid, it’s also really bad/dangerous advice

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

.@PeteButtigieg will be here this Friday! So make sure you’re registered to watch.

[ESPN @espn]

the poet the poem

[Grant Addison @jgrantaddison]

I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere.

[Josh West @JWe5t]

@sadyemascia I’m back again

[AJ Rose Jr @ajrose_10]

That’s HISTORY!!!! #BBN

[Not Jerry Tipton @NotJerryTipton]

NOBODY BEATS KENTUCKY 32 TIMES IN A ROW!!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"The Stephenson shenanigans continue" 😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Kids can smell the games on your phone

[CNN @CNN]

"I want people to stop talking about it and then not doing anything. ... This happens over and over again, people are dying. ... What are thoughts and prayers going to do when people are already dead?" - Carly Novell, Marjory Stoneman Douglas HS student https://t.co/f9VTRAZ8lo

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

the ritual is complete https://t.co/Ms7fh7Eoqm

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

This GIF of Judge Aquilina throwing away the letter Larry Nassar wrote the court about how hard it is for him to listen to victim testimonies PRETTY MUCH SAYS IT ALL.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Just went to Chick-fil-A.

After giving the girl at the counter my credit card, she said “Thank you.”

I replied, “My pleasure.”

Her head exploded.

[Abum Ezeonwu @Ezeonwu3]

When it's dead week and you haven't participated all quarter