@JohnKruk who keeps you on schedule? Does @TMacPhils text you when and where to show up? Either way, I’d like to thank that person because you’re me and my husband’s favorite duo. #phillies
.@JohnKruk's reaction to his montage on Last Week Tonight
"I don't watch TV shows other than wrestling, so I don't know what goes on in the TV world besides watching Phillies games and wrestling. I'm pretty clueless to everything else that goes on around me"
I know jealousy is an unbecoming trait, but paint me green and call me Sister Bear because I am straight-up *jealous* of how quickly my husband manages to fall asleep.