James White

[James White @JWhite93667]

@elonmusk The Earth is Flat. I love everything about your business except SpaceX because we live in a closed system on a firmament. We are not going to the Moon. Space in a Hollywood basement. Sorry, I had to open my flat earth vent. The pressure was like high blood pressure

[James White @JWhite93667]

@TuckerCarlson Sometimes Tucker talks like a Libtard. I guess it was all those FOX News Libtard guests he had on his Show?

[James White @JWhite93667]

When tensions hit this level, third-party mediators become dangerous. Mixed signals and broken trust can escalate everything. At this stage, the US and Iran need to talk directly — or not at all. #Iran #US #IranUS #Diplomacy #Geopolitics #MiddleEast

[James White @JWhite93667]

@tpvsean You all know Ophra is black right? A white girl trashing a black woman? Ophra just has to pull out her race card and it's all goes away.

[James White @JWhite93667]

@DexterE74923713 @tpvsean Even Kurt Warner? Cinderella man.

[James White @JWhite93667]

@tina92272 @elonmusk Marco Rubio as Zorro! Harro de Macho.

[James White @JWhite93667]

Dad took me to bullfights in Mexico. Today we’re doing the next best thing — a real charreada, the traditional Mexican rodeo. Charros in beautiful embroidered suits and the women (escaramuzas) riding sidesaddle in those stunning, colorful flowing dresses. Where: 6126 Padre Drive

[James White @JWhite93667]

Old cowboys around the campfire. One who looks like Trump leans in and says, “Grab ’em by the pussy.” Whole crew cracks up.
Before locker room talk, there was campfire talk. 🔥🤠
#Trump #CowboyLife #ViralHumor

[James White @JWhite93667]

I turned my wife forcing me to pull weeds into a fantasy epic 😂
There’s a boss weed, two dogs, and me dramatically narrating the whole thing.
First two episodes are up:
https://t.co/8xO8qO4JKi

[James White @JWhite93667]

https://t.co/j4YB0cmqnr War of the Weeds: A Shepherd of Fiction Tale. https://t.co/Ius3k9rDPB

[James White @JWhite93667]

@elonmusk AI video creation?

[James White @JWhite93667]

"Jesus didn't just die for us—He rested in the tomb all Saturday. The final Sabbath. No work, no rush. He fulfilled the law so we don't have to sweat it. Mercy > rules. #SabbathRest #JesusFulfilled"

[James White @JWhite93667]

"BREAKING: US boots on Iranian soil—82nd Airborne drops on Kharg. Leaked directive here. Before it's pulled." https://t.co/UbWD8TYSz6

[James White @JWhite93667]

"The Queen's Old Hall: Shepherd claims her retreat. Stone walls, cat guards, no interruptions. Read now: #Fiction #MedievalHumor #ChaosQueen #Substack #WritingEscape #ShepherdOfFiction"

[James White @JWhite93667]

"Queen of Chaos strikes again. Door dashes, headphone yanks, weed jabs... my satirical list is up on Substack. Escape the madness, LOL Read: #Fiction #Satire #Humor #Substack #WritingLife #ChaosQueen #ShortStory #DarkHumor #ShepherdOfFiction" https://t.co/8uUDAvkmrT

[James White @JWhite93667]

@TRAVISPAULEY1 Dream woman; the one you see in your sleep.

[James White @JWhite93667]

@elonmusk Now that's AI Image creating material. Can I use this?

[James White @JWhite93667]

Just dropped on Substack: Bob (maybe Elvis) on the plane—PB&B sandwich from Willena, fake passport as "Mike Windgren," Guadalajara waiting.
If you're into weird fiction that feels half-true, check it out.
#ShepherdOfFiction #ElvisLives #Guadalajara
https://t.co/emQjRJvi15

[James White @JWhite93667]

Bob Joyce, or Elvis lands in Mexico. Follow story on substack. #MGGA #Shepherd0ffiction https://t.co/XKFrQaRIoW

[James White @JWhite93667]

"Bob Joyce is Elvis. Flying to Guadalajara. Singing 'Guadalajara' in a red M-G-G-A hat. Because the cartels need music more than bullets. Read the full story: #ShepherdOfFiction #ElvisLives #Guadalajara #CartelFiction #FakeNEWS https://t.co/sRu54WCXob

[James White @JWhite93667]

"Bob Joyce is Elvis. Flying to Guadalajara. Singing 'Guadalajara' in a red M-G-G-A hat. Because the cartels need music more than bullets. Read the full story: #ShepherdOfFiction #ElvisLives#Guadalajara #CartelFiction #FakeNEWS