Jordan Williams

clear alcohols are for rich women on diets

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

I still need an adulting 101 class where they teach things like taxes, how to decorate and finance your home, and perhaps the most important lesson of all, washing your face at the sink without flooding your entire bathroom

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@LauraaaWilliams Not anymore bc @lindsayschom is a baking genius

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@alswendig If you miss chilifest just say it bro

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Turkey time

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

PANDAMONIOM IN THE STREETS

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

Oh mama

[Jeanette Sorianello @Jeannn16]

I'm a finalist in Texas A&M Hotel's Photo Contest! Help me rally votes: https://t.co/x5lNH3Iq11 @TAMUHotelCC

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

Golf beer??? Tailgate beer??? Homies reunion beer???

[Aubrey___K @Aubrey___K]

Having discussion in group chat about Top 5 beers. Buddy sent this order and I think I agree.

1) airport
2) happy hour
3) hot day/yard work
4) grilling
5) shower

Thoughts EFT?

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@alswendig Wasn’t open. Had to slum it at the other one

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

can anyone actually explain why airport beers are the best

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@way_of_j

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@lindsayschom Yee-haw

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

Lmao best part about this insane woman is she literally ran for mayor in Midland. Can’t make this up.

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

I already miss the way it felt to type out 2020 on the 10-key

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

do y’all eat the whole potato, skin and all, or are y’all still 12

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

I just wanna try and put all sorts of things in tamales. Like some jalapeño sausage, or boudin, or shrimp, or even like make one a dessert

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

*when people misspell your name in an email when your name is clearly spelled out in the “to:” line*

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

Hm not sure where to go from here #thechosen #MOTM3

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@Isaiah_Johnson9 @c_rodriguez_5 I mean you could say the same thing about Clemson, but that’s besides the point. We had a chance to show we were worthy by shitting on LSU and Auburn and we didn’t. Doesn’t mean we can’t, but we just didn’t show we belonged yet.

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@Isaiah_Johnson9 @c_rodriguez_5 If the LSU and Auburn games were better for us I’d be arguing up a storm right now but our offense got bailed out big time so

[Jordan Williams @JWill1533]

@Isaiah_Johnson9 @c_rodriguez_5 Only way we make it in is if ND beats Clemson again (idk bout that) and Bama beats Florida (def should happen). If Florida does beat Bama I easily see them jumping us for a #4 spot if ND beats Clemson.