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○°・→ Writer/drawer of pay gorn
18, Any/All「〜♪」
(^з^)-☆ House MD + Sherlock Holmes

[kelpie🎣 @cassperu1t]

How i feel tweeting to my total of three followers that are all sex bots

[Moomookie @Moomook1e]

Let’s work it out on the remix @h3h3productions @nedfulmer

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

yall think I’m playing but the messiest situationship I ever had was with the hat man

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

life is like a box of chocolates u never know what ur gonna get

[Blargh 🏳️‍⚧️ @_Blargh1225]

i hate how porn sites now have ai adds they look so disgusting and gross, there was once a time where you’d avert your gaze to the ad because it was lowkey better goons

[🌸Ember🌸 @Ember_arab]

Homophobic white boys realizing their favorite fandoms are full of LGBTQ+ people

[billiwipi @wipibilli_]

cinematic parallels

[catherine | bryan princess 🔞 💉🩸🐳 @abrams_pilled]

sigh *gets up to charge vibrators*

[unconfident gay male @wikipetanfan]

Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive

[riri @chainsawdollie]

does the average woman actually track her period because ive always been too lazy to and just let the blood surprise me

[Lace 🎃 @southparkisgay]

This was so squidbob of them

[✪ Bucket ✪ @buckycharms_]

if i had 2 dilfs in front of me id be doing that too

[𝖓𝖎0🎀 @disuluvtits]

Told her “I miss us,” and she sent me that one man drinking Fanta sticker.�

[hazel🎃🧹 @BluebriarArts]

the featureless abstract male sillouette hittin that shit though

[Jojo 🐳 @JojoHodukavich]

Bryan trying to be a helpful boyfriend

[𝕼𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖓 @Bullets4Quinn]

i thought edtwt was for people with limp penises what the fuck is this