Justin A. Lias

...if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

[Big J & The H Bombs 🪚😎🎸 @BigJTheHBombs1]

I'm a busted & hard-worn work in progress. Done amazing things & stupid things, but I'm so grateful for my life, the people around me, & the opportunities on the road ahead of me. Wouldn't want to be anyone else. Happy Independence Day.

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[Big J & The H Bombs 🪚😎🎸 @BigJTheHBombs1]

@RockbillyNBlues @eltororecords @HepKatznbillys
@flyrite
@chuckmead22
@aatw1969
@raybensonaatw
@martystuarthq
@GuthrieTrapp

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@PendantCody @SethJonesTX @Ezhaven1 Don’t need anything more exciting. Need a search filter that only looks for references to things that happened before 1990.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@Eazy_EI Huh. I know it’s been a while since I’ve been to mass, but Catholic service seems to have changed a bit more than “and with your spirit” during my absence.

@aelfred_D @bardolator

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@ING2Firebrand @DollyMarlowe

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@RealGabbyHayes https://t.co/h0XuVOeHHZ

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@RealGabbyHayes I always suspected this. Glad to hear it from an expert.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@RealGabbyHayes listening to baby crows in our neighborhood. They don’t say “caw!” They say “pehhh” and “mehhhhh!”
Kinda reminds me of a high pitched Edward G. Robinson.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@PendantCody I think you might have found a replacement for the screamin’ donkey for your remake of Hee Haw!

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@PendantCody @vandoliers My Poison Ivy lost the battle with me. Yeah, well there’s all those California wildfires I started, but no Poison Ivy.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

When You Think Fasteners… think about no longer being able to find mid size brick and mortar stores to just walk into, put your hands on the merch, and get what you need, right now. #Osh #SearsApplianceParts #Lumberjack #IthinkACEisNext

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@RealGabbyHayes Henry Calvin is the Superman we really need.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@SethJonesTX I absolutely hear a song in this. Jr. Brown style low voice honky tonk.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@PendantCody sent u a DM

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@MADM_MM Going on 22 years. We just treat each-other like all adults should …and act silly together like kids should.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@PendantCody I come up w/ ideas drunk, but turn them into something listenable/relatable sober.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@TheKCHughes It’s OK to say “Nipples” in public, but “Tits” is for back behind the barn.

[Andrew @slingin_beef]

It’s crazy that I get to travel around the country and do this. Thankful for the ability to live this life.

[Justin A. Lias @JWorkmanSez]

@SvenTystnad F’n “Little Sprout” punk needs to put down the vidya games and get out there and cut back them weeds.