Jake

Boston sports fan. Northeastern alum. Here comes the pizza.

[Jake @jwPerda]

Jaylen I love you, but you foul bait as much as anyone in the league, you just suck at it.

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

"[Joel Embiid] also was flopping around. ... They rewarded him for that, but that's the league that we're in."

—Jaylen Brown after the Game 7 loss

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I swear we’re a Red Sox podcast.

[Jake @jwPerda]

@tylermilliken_ He figured it out.

[Hugo González Peña @hugoglezz_]

@playforhim3 idk what you mean, we always call you like that🤣🤣
don’t be shy now

[Jake @jwPerda]

Cora is gone and the players are still making boneheaded mistakes? How is this possible?

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

My first move would also be posting about the Mookie trade

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Restaurant owner: “the food is awful”

Chef: “you won’t pay for good ingredients”

Restaurant owner: “why do the customers hate the food?”

Chef: “because you used to pay for good ingredients”

Restaurant owner: “you’re fired”

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Ladies and gentlemen…
The 2026 Boston Red Sox

[Jack Bardsley @bb4jbards]

Alex Cora didn’t trade Mookie Betts.
Alex Cora didn’t miss out on multiple big-name free agent signings.
Alex Cora didn’t lowball Alex Bregman.

Alex Cora was asked to manage a team whose “leader” is a 22 year-old kid with 9 career homers.

Sell the team.

[Jake @jwPerda]

John Henry and Craig Breslow have turned the Boston Red Sox organization into an unlikable clown show. People will still show up to Fenway because it’s an attraction and something to do in the summer, but the organization cannot be taken seriously with those two at the helm.

[Kevin Pillar @KPILLAR4]

Should have fired Breslow.. Fatse best hitting coach I had in my career

[Jake @jwPerda]

NBA Champion Xavier Tillman drinks for free in Boston for the rest of eternity

[jb @lockedupjb]

Tatum on when he knew he was ready to come back:

“I was on the bench sitting next to Xavier Tillman, and I’m like X, I’ve been afraid to have this conversation with you for a while, but do I still got it?”

“X looked at me and was like what… he was like bro you are ready.”

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

This is how they’re getting Garrett Crochet ready for Opening Day:

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

Garrett Whitlock might be him

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

I love Roman Anthony.

[ChampionsBleedGreen @Banner19otw]

Tatum legit looks excellent retire Nick Sang's number right now

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Aaaand from Duke..."

No. 0 is back in the lineup for the Boston Celtics ☘️

[Jake @jwPerda]

It’s even more beautiful than I imagined.

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Injury Report Update:

Jayson Tatum - AVAILABLE

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

JAYSON TATUM PLAYS BASKETBALL TODAY

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

The Anomaly is literally the most accurate nickname in the history of nicknames

[Jake @jwPerda]

@Section10Pod @jake_yasi