JW Saunders

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Hi Everyone,

My name is Bo Surrender. After losing an election in Texas by 700k votes, never lettering in shit, and financing my waterbed, I decided it would be a good idea to publicly question a youth football coaching legend and licensed notary public

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

The House attempt to impeach Secretary of State Pete Hegseth has failed. Double Jeopardy prevents them from bringing impeachment charges again

7 kids
3 successful marriages
1 total and complete exoneration

His haters are in shambles

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Happy Veteran’s Day to the greatest Revolutionary War veteran and the greatest President this country has ever seen

We miss you, sir

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BREAKING 🚨 🚨

I have scene enough

James Tallywacker WINS the Texas senate seat over Kent Paxton and becomes America’s first Italian American senator

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Folks, in a little over 24 hours, you are going to be bombarded by fake election results and incorrect election calls

The only real election calls will be mine. So keep an eye out for “🚨 BRAKING 🚨 I have scene enough!”

I will be doing that for all the key senate races unless I forget

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

It is time for a national conversion about deporting NC State

[Three Year Letherman (A meta parody of parody) @3yearletherman]

I just bought a Philippine eagle named Martha Washington so President Franklin can finally have a girlfriend.

The Philippines is a country in the Specific Ocean. It used to belong to Portugal, but now it's free country like America, and the capital is Vanilla.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨

We lost an American Legend and just a genuinely amazing human being in Dolly Parton

The ultimate honor I can pay is to spell your name correctly and use your correct picture. Dolly Parton certainly earned that and much, much more

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Nothing better than losing on The People’s Court and then having Doug Llewelyn treat you like you’re a stupid piece of shit on your way out.

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry Nobody ever got anything from second hand tobacco chewing!

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@JoJoFromJerz Oh I’m sure you have a few left in you! Especially if it involves anything monetary!

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry What is she doing with that snake?

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry Does this lady have a cookbook?

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry Pony tale looks good on her!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This Fauci hearing was one gigantic HIPPA violation

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry Happy birthday to the birthday girl!

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry This woman is the total package!

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry This girl always has the best outfits and moves

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry She knows how to get the weekend started!

[JW Saunders @JWSaunders3]

@breauxcountry I just realized she has facial hair