Alabama: Embryos are babies.
Me: Oh, so we can't deport mothers carrying American citizens.
Alabama: Wait.
Me: Also dudes are on the hook for child support nine months earlier.
Alabama: No. Not like that!
NEW: New Orleans dentist will likely lose eye after stabbing inside Magazine Street dental office. Suspect held without bail for a week. https://t.co/0rK9ANstHC
The fact that my baby brother got selected for the verified TSwift fan tickets, but not the rest of his sibs??? What spirit did I piss off for real lol