Chui

I once beat my dick so hard I put myself in a coma

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

I am sorry!!!!! Fuck epstein wasn't an Israel asset.... Maxwell being moved to a resort prison was a good thing and not suspicious . Ive repented. Im a good goy!!!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Feliz cumpleaños, @CH14_! 🎉🇲🇽

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

18th May: Stopira called up to Cape Verde's World Cup squad, becoming the FIRST ever Torreense player to be called up for a World Cup

24th May: Stopira scores winning goal to win Torreense the Portuguese Cup against Sporting

What a week for the 38-year-old. 🇨🇻👑

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Timothy Weah was essentially told to “shut up and dribble” by his #USMNT manager Mauricio Pochettino after he spoke out against outrageous World Cup ticket prices.

Here he is at Zohran Mamdani’s affordable tickets press conference.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

AIPAC spent $9 million to take out Rep. Thomas Massie.

Trump megadonors spent another $7 million.

It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein.

NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨LMFAO. The Secretary of War flew to Kentucky to campaign against THOMAS MASSIE, the one Republican who actually votes against your kids dying in another forever war.

And he seriously opens with this:

HEGSETH: "I have to say up front for the lawyers that I'm here in my personal capacity. As a private citizen."

Bro! You are the SECRETARY OF WAR. You did not wake up this morning and become Dave from accounting.

The regime is sending a cabinet official to take out the most anti-war and pro America guy in Congress and we are supposed to pretend it's a personal hobby?!

Massie lives rent free in their entire Epstein apparatus for a reason.

[Sɾƚα. Áɠυιlα 🐦‍🔥 @SrtaAguila]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

El Vasco estuvo en TRES procesos mundialistas y hasta APENAS se dan cuenta que es un pendejazo

[VAMOS MEXICO 🇲🇽 MUNDIAL 2026 🏆⚽️ @eltri_united]

“Charly Rodriguez is out of the World Cup”

All of Mexico:

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

BREAKING: U.S. Military veterans are occupying the Cannon building in the nation’s Capitol to protest the US’s war on Iran and Israel’s genocide on Gaza.

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

Vigano was excommunicated for schism under Pope Francis

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

🧘🏼‍♂️

[Nathan 🦉 @Nathanswfc2004]

See this is why football is fucked, the only reason it’s not given is because haaland isn’t a little bitch and didn’t start rolling around holding his face

That’s why diving is such a thing because the players have to exaggerate because the officials are so incompetent

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayi1]

Halaand keeps on owning them. Gabriel is no where near to haaland 😂

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Truly remarkable how many people have told the Pope, in some way or another, to "shut up and dribble." Or corrected him on the Bible, despite their thin education on theology. Or told him to stay out of US affairs, despite him being a US citizen. The hubris is amazing.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

MAGA: Put the bible and 10 commandments in schools!!!

Church: let’s spread peace and not war.

MAGA: WHOA!!!! STAY OUT OF OUR POLITICS!!!