I had Russell Westbrook crossover & dribble style on my pure slasher point guard in NBA 2K20
which had no dunk meter with dumb logic
or fun-draining adrenaline bars
& pure slashing or defense builds greened open 3s consistently with 60 threepoint ratings
https://t.co/JGLoJmArtn
95% of NBA 2K players are the Smash Bros equivalent of a Kirby main who just floats above the top of the stage spamming the brick attack
Then when you ask them if you can turn items on or play on a stage besides Final Destination they'll say
"No way! That's not comp!"
2K skill gap is so funny. Cause I can look at what the "top" players are doing in 26 (spamming escapes, fading, doing hopbacks etc) and teach my mom to do it in 1 day. Then I go watch Super Smash Bros competitive scene, and I'm like "if I dedicated 12hrs a day to this for the rest of my life I would never come close to doing any of this" πππππ
@hausofdecline Yngwie PROS
elite tone & vibrato
strong riff writer
effortlessly plays leads others can't imagine
natural stage showman
made imaginative through-composed pieces when motivated
Yngwie CONS
likes lackey bandmates not equals
too many lazily arranged verse/chorus songs
subpar singer
Data displaying NBA 2K's design changing during the COVID-19 boom from "Let's make the best game possible" to "Let's make the most microtransactions possible"
Sadly, for every player that escapes 2K's Matrix & rips its toxic pipeline from their spine, another person replaces them
GameCube's FIRST MONTH had
Smash Bros Melee
Super Monkey Ball
Rogue Leader
Pikmin
Luigi's Mansion
Wave Race 2
+ non-exclusives that were better on PS2 but fine for GCN-only owners
No DVD player & purple lunchbox look in a nu metal ruled world financially doomed a quality launch
@ThatSportsGamer NBA Courtside 98 was a bit bland, but the sequel added attribute progression for created players in a multi-season mode, which was a dope feature for 1999
Unfortunately NBA Courtside 2 released the same week NBA 2K hit Sega's Dreamcast so Kobe's game got immediately overshadowed
Most important 5v5 basketball games of the 90s
Tecmo Super NBA Basketball (1993)
NBA Live 95 (1994)
NBA 2K (1999)
The PlayStation 1/Nintendo 64/Sega Saturn generation made no major improvements to 5v5 hoops
Though 2v2 NBA Hangtime (1996) was the peak of Midway's NBA Jam series
Our earliest forays onto the virtual hardwood will always hold a special place in our hearts. In this week's Wayback Wednesday, @AndrewNLSC reflects on renting the Super Nintendo version of NBA Live 95 30 years ago on Monday. https://t.co/ANLLw84VSN
New George R.R. Martin Blogpost just dropped and it's...something
No Winds news or a review for #AKOTSK or even a mention of #HouseOfTheDragon but this is good news regardless. Hope to see more
2K19 just needed a "match team size" filter in ProAm matchmaking
to matchup 2v2/3v3/4v4 teams with equal # AI teammates
Online Team Play modes in EA NHL & FIFA had that option on PS3
Now 2K makes "MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" games not "Have it your way" games that built their brand
It's always unfortunate when modes evolve in a way that makes gamers feel unwelcome. As this week's Monday Tip-Off discusses, the changes to 2K Pro-Am back in NBA 2K19 had far-reaching and long-lasting effects on the series, which is why they still sting. https://t.co/UcdcORn04E
@Dee4threeG '90s Konami was a hive of creativity
Wacky Sports Challenge was the best multiplayer minigame collection before Mario Party popularized the genre in 1999
SEGA Genesis Tiny Toons Acme All-Stars had deeper gameplay in soccer/basketball but only 5 total events compared to WSC's 13
I sold old games at FuncoLand to get a SNES multitap + 2 extra controllers for 4-player Tiny Toons Wacky Sports Challenge
The Konami code let us pick all 4-player simultaneous events & skip the wait-&-take-turns ones
Button-mashing events hurt to play today but were fun in 1994
Nickelodeon Kart Racers 3 > Mario Kart 8
Crews add a layer of depth not in MK8
Coins are placed closer to fastest driving paths
Auto-accelerate option eliminates hand cramps
Fewer sideways/upsidedown sections
MK8 only has better music/environments/framerate
Sonic Racing > both
Top 23 CPU player names Ive seen in NBA The Run singleplayer mode
If a Play By Play Studios developer is freestyling these fake gamertag off the dome & they arent AI generated
hes as great a wordplay wizard as Elvin Hayes was a paint powerhouse & Wes Unseld was a glass guardian
NBA The Run
July update
singleplayer mode feedback
AI offense is easily baited into shotblocks, taking slight jumpshot openings onsight, & forcing contested dunks
AI transition D is free but tuff to beat in halfcourt sets
CPU teammates still useless apart from putback rebounds
Wish it had online play like @BamtangGames Nickelodeon & DreamWorks kart racers
USA suburban isolation + work/life imbalance make local multiplayer rarer than Looney Toons B-Ball SNES carts
Yall make fun games @GameMillEnt but no online crossplay limits longtail sales potential
@imissblackmidi My recommendation is not a revival act, & you've likely already heard of them if you're talking about shoegaze on Twitter, but Justin Broadrick's band Jesu always wrote great hooks
Start with song 6, "Medicine," on this 23-track, best Jesu songs playlist
https://t.co/UBycWJ6h8W
Sports videogames went from
PS1/2 sandboxes
PS3/4 MMA cages
PS5 max security prisons
AAA games let you throw a ball through a hoop/across a yard between work assignments
or
bribe your way out of working
but
their EULA makes you a barcode in pinstripes under barbwire surveillance
Nintendo + Indies are the last devs left making games with a prime objective of putting smiles on faces
AAA publishers martyrdom player freedom & fun to raise engagement/microtransactions
Gamers vs. the army of economists & psychologists commanding EA is the real Modern Warfare
Hey #CFB27 fans,
We're following up on our last message with a new Campus Huddle covering recent changes, more context from the dev team, and a preview of our next Title Update targeted for later this week.
Read More: https://t.co/c7OnFkRBtY
COVID boom + cancerous mindset of continual fiscal growth spiked anticonsumer toxicity in AAA game design
Corporate predators couldnt trap Gen Z & Alpha who fled to Fortnite/Roblox/Minecraft
id-driven GenX & Millennials with Stockholm Syndrome + spare income fund their own doom
Metal was better when only Meshuggah sounded like Meshuggah
& Meshuggah could only be seen at a show or heard on a CD
But Napster happened
Followed by a generation of artists whose most notable trait is the external sources they've copied, not the internal source powering them