jason zapalac

Firefighter Paramedic

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@Cali_Sass @gavinthomas2015 😂

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream One bottle of tequila

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream #extremecouponing

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@snapchatsupport So for some reason I can only chat over a WiFi connection since the last iOS update..

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream Life hack: put some in your scentsy warmer when your congested and sleep like a rock!

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream 👏👏👏👏DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!!!

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream Ok wtf are these shell eggs? More importantly aren’t all eggs in a shell???

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@adamconover do you think you could ruin government?

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream It’s my worst fear... you’re a plane clapper!!!

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ILoveBlueBell why don’t y’all make an ice cream with added protein? #nextmilliondollaridea

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

Hate the fact that while fireworks are outlawed in the city limits, everyone sets them off causing my dogs to go apeshit

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream Have you been under a rock!?! That show is bomb af! #ewwdavid

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@MensHumor @SalVulcano

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream What is this?! Unleaded?!!?? Damn that shit good as a motherfucker!

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@ketaminedream So you forgot about Dre?

[jason zapalac @JZapalac]

@carlyjhenry If they look like this...run away!