Joe Momma

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[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Me in fruit ninja

[How Things Are Manufactured @fastworkers6]

This bad tomato rejecting machine. https://t.co/zlZmwPVrQs

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Yeah I “read”…

Reduce Excessive Activity Daily

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Mustaches are the key to intelligence

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

This guy has more power than me??

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Sen. Mitch McConnell: 'I don’t remember saying that I’d be watching [the Jan 6 hearings]'

NBC’s Garrett Haake: ‘I can pull the quote if you’d like’

[juan @juanbuis]

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain

(via @christophepas)

[Howard Luck @pheenoh]

This is the greatest email I’ve ever received

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

I always knew I was smart enough for Harvard

[Doug Lepisto @Doug_Lepisto]

"@WesternMichU is the @Harvard of the Midwest." -Keith Jones @NBCSports

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

“Elon is trying to control how people think. That is our job”. 😂😂😂

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

I am Legend. More like I am Scared

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Thread on how Amazon treats its workers

Context:
Amazon full-time warehouse employees make $31,200 a year. Jeff Bezos makes that every 12 seconds.

Cost to give warehouse workers 2 weeks paid sick leave + pay bumps so they don't qualify for food stamps = 0.9% of Bezos' fortune

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

No because The Amityville Horror movie was trash

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

GIVE THIS MAN HIS FUCKIN FLOWERS! NOT ONE BAD MOVIE 💯

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Where they spawn from

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

new york city is wild

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

@RovenkoN For real, bunch of fakes

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Drake in 2018 before anyone knew him

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

who’s a hip hop artist you listened to before they blew up?

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Anyone who eats fries one at a time is a serial killer

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Twitter needs to add a “stolen tweet” section to its report files so we can ban these noob accounts

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

#LGRW

[Joe Momma @JZIGGY12]

Call me LeBron cuz I’m top 2 but I ain’t 2nd

[Nikolai @RovenkoN]

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