JZ

Meal Prep Plug @PrepsByJZ👨🏽‍🍳🔌|Cat💜|Here to keep up w Horror movies

[The Fight Fanatic @FightFanatic_]

#UFCWhiteHouse🇺🇸 powerful words from Alex Pereira after he suffered his first KO loss to Adesanya? 🔥

"I'm calm, thank God. We're financially OK. It was just a fight. Look at my wife and son crying... How many times have we made other families sad? Today it's our turn."

"My first career loss hurt. My father cried and I told him: we've made others sad before. If you're going to be like that, don't come to my fights. This is how it is. You win and you lose."

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

Brother if you require an SR22 I don’t wanna hear a bit of bitching about price bc like YOU DID THAT

[Giveo @prettigum]

x men had a Mexican nigga whose powers was building shit

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

@JspecTheHost The fucking goat Jamie Varner?!

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

I can’t help but laugh when these plant workers throw a fit that their home got rejected months ago then I hit them up saying we can cover it now and they’re offended from last time we spoke. Like cool bud, keep paying $6700 when I have a quote for you at $2900 lmao

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

Hate it when people think we’re “negotiating” when it comes to insurance. Like brother you want both of these vehicles on Liability, there’s nothing to change up lmfao

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

@Eromina_Mutairu Clearly you don’t know fuck about Lucha

[DREAM @DreamWresling]

John Cena Shares one of the most memorable moments of his heel turn.

During a promo, CM Punk went closer to Cena and told him, "I'm gonna miss you."

After hearing this, Cena went completely emotional & it almost had him break character

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

I’m just throwing this out there for the universe and hopefully one of my gaming buddies can point me in a good direction. Do y’all know of any games that scratch the itch of Phoenix Point? I have 800hrs on my PS5 edition and I’m impatiently waiting for Star Wars Zero Company 😂

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

@PlayStalgiaX If I were king for a day we’d eat for a lifetime

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

Aga’s had bogo biryani on Instacart tonight

[That Rabbit Guy @Son_ImSleep]

Adulthood has taught me a lot of friendships only exist because of a shared common vice. If one of you guys stop smoking or drinking you may never speak again

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

If your home renewal is $6,400 and my Home quote is $3,100, that’s $3k + in savings and you’re gonna whine about paying slightly more on your auto with us like maybe $15ish Monthly. Like are you fucking stupid?

[JZ @JZThePrepper]

I don’t wanna hear you get your rosin “whole sale” and you’re out here posting 4 month old jars man lmao

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

Quitting weed cuz u think it makes u lazy jus to find out it wasnt the weed gotta feel like a shotgun to the chest

[sea 🇪🇸🇦🇷 @neverlie]

we can’t keep blaming the cia

[Marlboro Apologist @CyclicalYearner]

Horror game where your only source of light is when you hit your vape

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Instead of saying 3,2,1 go and try and get up, I say come on Barbie let’s go party and it always works.

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

me when i overhear someone talking about a show i love: