KK Holbrook

Part-time, unpaid, sit-down comedian. Anti-Duck-facer. Singer/Songwriter. Chick-fil-a aficionado. Marvel connoisseur. Fruit Punch Capri Sun addict. Jesus freak.

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@UberFacts I’m right on top of that, Rose!

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@survivorcbs I feel like there was a missed opportunity when taking away “Come on in, guys!”
How ‘bout ��Come on in, tribe[s]!”

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Pause at 12 seconds; that’s the future site of the Walmart supercenter

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Mars, man. Check it out.

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@TheMattDailey Jugga chigga wugga. Deli style.

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This was too good not to remember! Where my music peeps at?! https://t.co/PPy3pF2nrW

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How does $1,000 sound? https://t.co/BDkrRFCC1B

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Hate to do this, but @bespokepost is giving away free money for Black Friday and I have a better shot at winning if I share. Forgive me. https://t.co/s3a4Tq0lZA via @bespokepost

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The greater the unity among your church leaders... - SermonQuotes https://t.co/82TZIazkvK

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This is totally something I would do. And Probably will now.

J has this thing; when he wants one of us to hold him in the rocking chair, he says "I wanna rock..." Naturally, you can see where this is going. Cue Twisted Sister.

Me, and sometimes... https://t.co/xQsLGzyqPM

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Sharing this, mainly because I needed it right now. https://t.co/INKMyS396D

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Wow. Millennials have been gaslighted since y2k... it all makes sense now. Anxiety, depression... self-fulfilling prophesy. https://t.co/Pm2hIqvnAe

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Shawn, I thought you’d get a kick out of this. https://t.co/lFhvDx4Oj2

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I just thought of a really cool name for a beachy restaurant, but I'm not gonna tell y'all. Somebody gonna steal that junk.

I'll prolly forget about it by tomorrow, anyway.

Also, like I'm ever gonna open a beachy restaurant.

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When the enemy whispers, you can yell back. Cry out. Seek God.

Don’t ever believe the lies.

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So, basically, Tennessee tossed us something we didn’t want, so we’re throwing it back, with some heat on it. #TSBarry #HaveAHurricane #PlayingCatch #DontThrowItBack

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Sup. https://t.co/jC5IvY17Mk

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I mean, I heartily agree. https://t.co/IgycSx7fAI

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If I only knew how many vegetables I would come to buy... I would have held off on this post. https://t.co/J5EggESuqk