KMarriott

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[Softboy @softboywin]

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Can anyone suggest a recipe making use of 413,793 Kit Kats.

Asking for a friend

[` @crestieyy]

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

[ObserverX @NOEMAproject]

Right now, somewhere in the universe,

Augustus Caesar is still on the throne.

Not as metaphor. Not as memory.

The actual light that reflected off his empire 2,000 years ago is still moving through space.

An observer 2,000 light years away wouldn't be looking at history.

they would be watching it happen.

Vesuvius yet to erupt.

Roman legions still marching across the known world.

All of it

live.

This isn't a quirk of astronomy.

It's one of the most destabilising truths physics has ever produced.

The past doesn't end.

It travels.

Every moment that has ever existed is still physically present in the universe,

encoded in light, moving outward at 300,000 kilometres per second forever.

Nothing is ever truly gone.

It's just beyond the range of our instruments.

And if that's true

if every moment still exists somewhere, still moving, still real

then what we call time might not be a sequence of events at all.

It might be a single structure.

Everything that has ever happened, existing simultaneously, visible only from the right position.

The observer determines what "now" means.

If "now" is entirely relative to where you're observing from

Then what exactly is the thing doing the observing? 🐇🎯

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Judge me but I think postpartum depression depends on the husband and not the fact that you have a baby

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@tweetertwo4 @RDonaldson91 They will be along side like minded criminals. Most inmates are attacked over prison debts or gang fights, not for the crime/s they committed.

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@vitt2tsnoc Saftey protocols are always written in blood. Sad it took this to happen for them to change things 🤦‍♀️

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@hell_line0 Adhd & autism only being studied in little lads 🙄

[Debs @WindsorDebs]

MOT today. £39 to prove my car is roadworthy. £270 for two new tyres. Old ones have plenty of tread but have developed cracks through being constantly battered by potholes. Road Tax due 1st April £195. Diesel now £1.53. Roads not fit for purpose. Where is OUR money going??

[Glen Mitchell 🇺🇦 🐝 🌹🌈 @GlenMitchell1]

Don’t get me wrong I don’t think anyone is shedding tears for Ian Huntley but let’s not turn his attacker into a hero given he’s serving life for triple murder including a pregnant woman who showed him her scan picture hours before he killed her.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I love you so so so so so soooooo much!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 thank you for coming

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

women receive more shame for consensual sex than men do for rape

[Jasinya 💞 @bougieluxebabe]

Some of those Brits in Dubai might want to try coming back in a small boat, I’ve heard it’s well easy

[cнєєкυ⋆���🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@fairyprxncess

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@sylarruby @trwsenti Easily £200+ child maintenance per month on a 2.4k wage. Especially seeing as they calculate before tax and NI 🫠🫠

[KMarriott @K11M92]

@Mr_Husky1 Pressure washer