Cad🍯

Aya c’est pas Alpha

[Holy M😳ly @HolyMolythe3rd]

Reality check 👍🏻

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace."

As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Coco Gauff went from being a kid in the stands to a US Open champion.

Anything is possible.

[Antoine Léaument 🇫🇷 @ALeaument]

Bravo !

[Manuel Bompard @mbompard]

Beaucoup de mots, beaucoup de ministres et beaucoup de temps pour aucune annonce sérieuse.

Les millions de Français qui subissent la hausse des prix du carburant et des produits de première nécessité vont continuer à subir.

Il faut bloquer les prix pour mettre un terme à l'accumulation de superprofits et baisser les prix tout de suite pour les gens.

[Antoine Léaument 🇫🇷 @ALeaument]

Cette anecdote est vraie.

[Kathy Ultra MAGA 🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KLUltraMaga]

@realtrumpstein When did possessing a nuclear bomb become "false pretenses?"

[The Other 98% @TheOther_9]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

[Bob stroud @Bobstroudsnr]

When our prime minister and king welcome someone like this prepare to defend yourself.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[David Arrieta @arrietadavid1]

Je sais reconnaître un homme qui fait semblant de ne pas savoir le chemin.

[Le Cinquième Élément. @5iemeElement]

Des policiers du Montréal ont débarqué à une fête de Camerounais pour un contrôle et ont fini hypnotiser par un son de Magasco. J'espère qu'après on leur a servi le reste du Ndole !!
Cc @securitequebec

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

Samuel Eto’o is STILL the only player in history to win the treble with two different clubs in two consecutive seasons 🏆🥹🇨🇲

Bro was a machine in his prime 😮‍💨

[Le Parisien @le_Parisien]

« Le peuple musulman accueille un frère chrétien » : en Algérie, le voyage hautement symbolique du pape Léon XIV
➡️ https://t.co/JqJObSGuaS

[Kabarole's Finest @WamanyaPious]

Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?🥛
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?🐄
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.

Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.😂🐄

[Cad🍯 @K2miel]

@sogagunj Explique un peu cette avalanche stp 👀

[Camarade Emile @sogagunj]

Lecornu cite Messmer…

Ce pays n’est politiquement pas prêt pour l’avalanche qui arrive.