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pro back garden baller / full time shit stirrer

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@richardajkeys Just cringed so hard I’ve pulled my back.

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Can’t even pass ball five yards. Fitness levels of a Sunday league pub team and a goalkeeper whose hands are no use to him. Aside from Sonny Aljofree the squad/team is horrendous. Long season incoming. #rufc

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Lewis Hall didn’t go to the World Cup by the way 🤷

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@SpursArmyTweets Watch him closely, goes wandering up front or chasing someone to snap when it’s not going well. Second goal was where he should have been. Most over hyped footballer in the world.

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@Real_Ames @Parky08 @ChrisJBrown_ the woman from Friday club

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Straight down the tunnel again…..much like the 11 out on the pitch, spineless cowards. Clubs rotten. #rufc

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@ProBoxingFans @Carl_Froch Carl Froch is literally 5 yards from him 😂

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Goal of the season #thfc

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@richardajkeys More evidence of how much of a bell tower you are.

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@robstaton @robstaton Thanks for asking the tough questions. As expected, a lot of deflection and waffle answers. It’s pretty worrying that when the COO was asked why the club isn’t owned by the football club itself, his response was simply, ‘I don’t know.’"

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@kingbush0071 @BBC Slanders spoken, libels written. Not the brightest of buttons are you.

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Romero. The most over hyped, overrated footballer in the history of the premier league

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@IFLTV @ChrisEubankJr @EddieHearn You have your own platform to speak about Ricky Hatton. You didn’t you wanted to make the presser all about you. Morales of a shit fly.

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@HenryWoodNew After not playing us for three and a half years 😂you're acting like it's some kind of occasion. Nobody’s arsed, mate—just another Saturday for us. But since you’re so excited, maybe check the last three results… 13-0 on aggregate. It’s the hope that kills you in the end. #rufc

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@WelBeast That donkey centre forward ?

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@kevjohnson77 Earl Jean, Andy Kiwomya, Jamie Ingeldow, Nicky Viljoen & Adam Poric for me

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@paulm_davis Pulled hamstring and calf, both be out for weeks. Going to be a tough watch hoofing the ball to Hughill for the next few weeks.

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@TheSun Love this ♥️

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@SteveBracknall @ChrisBasham6 Amazing from everyone. Well done for using your platform to help people.

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Hi @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was