Teacher Tweets

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

“I’d look more like a hit man if I was bald.”

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

That moment when you log on with a snack and your student raises an eyebrow and says, “We’re all hungry today, huh?”

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Teacher: “What questions do you have about this students’ subtraction strategy?”
Student: “I just want to say I can’t believe it’s the first day of the Christmas month. Which day is Christmas? The 14th? 15th?”

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

“MISS, I’M RAISING MY HAND!”

Yes, being on a computer does not keep me from seeing you. Thanks though.

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

"I'm weak at coloring, Miss."

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Said by a teacher today:

"Spin around in the chair one more time and get a better face."

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Said by a teacher today:

"You're fine, she's just being a frog."

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Teacher: "Joey, you're not ready to work with Allison. She only wants to be your partner if you're a hard worker."
Joey: "I AM hard!"

[Kayli Brooks @kaylinn_b]

I needed something to lighten the mood tonight in lieu of many things currently going on in our country. ...Now, I'm crying happy tears of laughter. Welcome to the life of a teacher. https://t.co/p4foGI2P8w

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Student: Teacher, Tommy tripped me when I started playing football with him!
Teacher: Did you already try to take this up with Tommy?
Student: Yeah! I slapped him and called him an idiot.

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

"I dreamed last night that Donald Trump turned off the lights"

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Teacher, you must have eaten too much candy. Your hair is CRAZY.

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Explained the Aurora Borealis.
"Oh, so it's the sun's fart!"

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"Yeah, for real, teacher, I got a statue of you at home!" 😬

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

*talking about MLKJ day*
Teacher: "What day did we celebrate yesterday?"
Kid: "Martin Da Queen Day!"

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

"Oh you're just so cute when you yawn like that." Five year old flirtation.

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Today's kindergarten lesson: Chokes are different than hugs.

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"This red train is the most special. It's the one that takes the elves to Target."

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"Teacher, you were right. When a girl says I have cooties, it just means she likes me."

[Teacher Tweets @K5Teacher]

Student: "My dad is lazy."
Teacher: "Maybe's just tired from taking care of the baby."
Student: "Well, that's why he has a WIFE!"