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[K @K8102G]

@FNBSA is online banking offline???

[K @K8102G]

@FNBSA are all your systems down?

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I remember the story about that woman who rented an apartment in Europe and hosted her friend Mike. There was no extra bed, so he slept on the floor.

In the middle of the night, Mike woke her up, saying, "Hey, let's go for a walk, come outside with me for a smoke."
She found his tone strange. Then he said IT HAS TO BE NOW. Made her grab her documents too. As they walked out he whispered: "WE'RE GOING TO THE POLICE RIGHT NOW."

She was confused. and didn't understand anything. Then he told her he saw a man crawling out from under the bed. When the man noticed someone sleeping on the floor, he got scared and went back in. Mike said nothing, just got her out😳

They later found out that other people had been living inside that apartment the whole time. Attics, crawl spaces, inside walls, and under the floor. There's also an official term for this - PHROGGING, someone living hidden inside your home without you knowing. There are documented cases worldwide.

Every time you remember this story, just check under your bed 😭

Did you know about this? 👀

[K @K8102G]

I miss not knowing where the home affairs is

[CoralSoft @MlamboBrandonp]

For those living outside Zim, what are 2 things you miss about Zimbabwe?

[K @K8102G]

like every aspiring influencer knows, nothing grows your audience and audience engagement like a bit of porn.

[Piano Purist🪓 @TheOGPurist_]

On a very serious note, why was eTV playing porn on Saturday nights at 12AM??😭😭😭😭

[K @begottensun]

My God. zimDevs. Come see vibecoding gone wrong here🫵🤣

Mwarika

[Nigel M Rodgers @nigelmrodgers]

@begottensun Sloppy but they have PHP instead of the Java like most https://t.co/55ZjEVGaRv sites, so no more clicking submit 1000 times. A win is a win 😂. The bottleneck has now moved, will they reply to the tickets?

[K @K8102G]

The dev landscape has changed irrevocably. A bit like what has been happening in the contact/call centre space for the past 5 years. Zim Devs need a better value proposition than "i can make you a website"

[K @begottensun]

My God. zimDevs. Come see vibecoding gone wrong here🫵🤣

Mwarika

[Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch @TheXMatriarch]

Women need to stop acting like sexual rejection inside marriage is some harmless inconvenience a good man should just silently absorb forever.

It breaks his spirit, damages the bond, and teaches him that the deepest part of him is unwelcome in his own home.

That is not a small issue. That is marital negligence.

[K @K8102G]

this is actually a good thread

[COMANDANTE🦍 @hankasello]

Why haven't there been a major e-commerce platform in Zimbabwe like Takealot SA or even the giants like Amazon??

[K @K8102G]

I feel sorry for this guy, a virgin hooked on porn is the worst choice you can make. Its like a kid from the sticks whos only impression of America is Chuck Norris movies.

[Loice Mututuvari @loiceMututuvar1]

https://t.co/ZZHGTO2ZVd

[K @K8102G]

years of church indoctrination will humble you 😆

[Edline🇿🇼 @curious_edline]

First dancing video on the internet
Can you guess who convinced the other to film a tiktok???

[K @K8102G]

nope, youre done loving her. you will now commence to resent her. what you should do though, is tell her that. she'll try to prove that you can't live without it....and hey presto, youre getting some.

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

I AM DONE HAVING SEX

[K @K8102G]

@NNyashaYessur give me and i will give you your 10k in December

[K @K8102G]

hanzi I will keep my foot on their necks😅

[K @K8102G]

who are the real life olivia popes of this world who fix these messes.

[SABC News @SABCNews]

WATCH | SABC News reporter Chriselda Lewis says it has been difficult to track down the gardener who was shot, allegedly by Bellarmine Mugabe.

[K @K8102G]

...boys and their toys...a grown woman will be turned into a toy. you can paint your toy, make your toy jump, break your toy, reassemble your toy. and friends will even come and ask to play with your toy, you can even swap toys. just boys with their toys.

[Dramatic Lawyer🇿🇼 @todo_simms]

Men are paying for their girlfriends to get BBLs?

New episode out on https://t.co/tBkAfwsT9Y

[K @K8102G]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 haa ya, n*kkas are shamelss, shame.

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

Zim men gathering to take selfies with the “view once” viral sensation, Queen Nakadia. 👀

[K @K8102G]

a lot can happen between 22:00 and 01:00

[Edline🇿🇼 @curious_edline]

Video to be live tonight
The rise of charismatic christianity theology in Zimbabwe

[K @K8102G]

If you want to understand cognitive dissonance, read the comments. Whether elections are free and fair or not…the reality is incumbents win—especially in rural Zimbabwe. Accept reality, then work toward real solutions that address that reality.

[K @begottensun]

Let me say the quiet part out loud: No one with any serious ambition of leadership or wealth in a future Zimbabwe, should focus on Urban and Online. They will have to have a strong rural strategy and ground game.

The way ZanuPF is organised locally is quite astonishing. National politics doesn’t seem to matter here. They don’t know anything about CAB3. All they know is the simplified “2030” slogan.

What we see online is the “vote buying” of seed and fertilizer. what we don’t see is the burial societies who are present at funerals. The “Humwe” cooperatives when neighbours work each others fields. The simple correlation of the traditional African church leadership an local Zanu PF leadership.

Remember I live next door to the Chamisa homestead near Majada. The Sikhala homestead i less than 2 kms up th road towards Nyika. If there was a referendum here , CAB3 will sail through. Because I used to think there was NOONE in the rural areas. I was Soooooo wrong. There are a gang gang of people out here. Stand on the mountain and shout “Ngome” and see how an empty road can suddenly have 1000 young nikkaz. 🤣.

Zimbabwe is a paradox.