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[kazookid @K_Addison97]

I'm rewatching Girl Code on Hulu and @nicolebyer will forever be the funniest human on the planet

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

pretty girls are always sleepy

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember how Elon Musk announced he would fund the legal costs for anyone who got fired for their tweets? Well there's a guy being executed in Saudi Arabia over his tweets (9 followers) and Elon is the executioner's (Prince Bonesaw's) close personal friend and business partner.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Average PPP Loan amount: $107,000

Average federal student loan amount: $37,338

If we can cancel PPP Loans, we can cancel student debt.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young boy suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

Finally got a primary at almost 26. All it took was my BFF to become one lmao

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

Pls stop ordering ABGs to see pH and CO2, tapping an atery is so invasive and a lot more risk than a vein.

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

@zachlanebryan is always an amazing lyricist, but I audibly said wow when Tourniquet started playing. Absolutely blown away.

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

I genuinely need more RNs to know that Respiratory Therapists are their own provider with their own assessments and own decisions and we do NOT just follow an order bc a nurse wants it, or a nurse asked for it by a MD without us involved first. Most of the time it's inaccurate

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

@MoppyOpps @KittCrusaders Interested in Bonnie but can't send a dm for some reason

[soli @solisolsoli]

Ophelia

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

@Mackenziedumas Ily

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

Why I suddenly getting emotional and remembering how my ex ex bf told me I'd come home special to something on my birthday after a 16hr clinical shift in VT, and that special thing was him sleeping with all the lights off.

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

@Sinmiaraoye Also thats 100% not normal staff pay

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

This lady murdered her own children, buried them in her boyfriend’s backyard, had her brother kill her ex-husband, and spent years getting away with it because she’s a blonde suburban white woman. Rot underneath the jail, bitch.

[kazookid @K_Addison97]

Why is it shocking Haunted Masion isn't doing well in theaters? Why would they release it now and not in October ?