I've been a zookeeper so I can share this little bit of information: zoos are not constantly poised to deal with people joining the tigers or bears or lions in a fenced enclosure. It's not something zoos expect.
This kind of attempt at "subtle" humble-bragging about how beautiful your daughter is so common among boomers that they don't even realize how much of a deranged pervert it makes you sound like to anyone under the age of 40.
As a rule of thumb you should avoid posting the full face of your kids on the internet apart from private social media, unless they are adults.
And you should never post a photo of your kids to make some weird stuffy culture war point on social media.
Imagine your father posting something like this.
You know who isn’t getting railed? My 14-year-old daughter, because boys her age are all pussies. Anyways, here’s a pic.
Dropping my daughter off at her first day of high school and contemptuously declaring that I don’t see a single teenager man enough to shred her hymen and also assuming that’s why she’s crying
"Hmmm, today I will make a post about how no one is brave enough to fuck my clearly very fuckable teen daughter (see the attached photo for the proof of her fuckability)."
Yuuup! Classic girldad moment!
@Yodel315 “look how hot my 14-year old daughter is” is the most insane sentence ever typed and he just posted it like a normal thought. someone check on that man.
@Yodel315 Has full government name as his handle, location in bio, has now revealed name, age, appearance, and grade of his daughter
Doxxed his kid to 800k people (so far)
500 saves on the post btw