Michael Kelso

Challenge me to a Pokemon battle

[DaRyo @DaRyo1989]

@luvblessingz Go and watch a few clips of Maisy.

That whole show is basically one long ASMR session.

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.

[Covie @covie_93]

He's giving Iran $25 billion to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was opened for free before the war.

Art of the Deal!

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Knicks fan launched a banana into the crowd and it came back to him 👀

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Netanyahu will break this peace between the USA and Iran within the next few days and nobody will blame Israel but act like Iran has done something wrong.

Everyone knows this is going to happen.

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Deposing Attorney: Do you regret that people lost income to support their lives? 

DOGE Bro: “No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero.”

Deposing Attorney:  Did you reduce the federal deficit?

DOGE Bro: “No, we didn’t.”

Deposing Attorney: So you weren’t able to reduce the federal deficit and you still don’t regret that people lost some of their livelihood based on your actions?

DOGE Bro: “No.” 🤦‍♀️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nyc is the only place where you see this and know it’s not AI😭

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months

He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter

[🩰 @dqveed]

execute him publicly what the fuck is this

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships

[jezz @JezziiB]

I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.

[Michael Kelso @K_Dontaee]

@ItsLovelyLaveau @Keida_ Chimpin’ out

[Michael Kelso @K_Dontaee]

@MAGACult2 Chimpin’ out

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

And yall thought Obama was gonna make the White House “ghetto”…. Look at THIS hoodrat shit

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup.

Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament.

The beautiful game belongs to everyone.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Dude he literally running New York like the average joe in a movie who gets elected into office as a gag and then fixes everything simply because he is not a politician and an earnest regular guy.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song