Kevin Doutzenberg

I make shit happen for brands. I love cats.🇳🇱🇬🇧

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

Don't talk, act.
Don't say, show.
Don't promise, prove.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Danso’s been allowed to line up these long throw ins for as long as he wants all game

Instantly overturns the throw in when it’s Calafiori 🤣

[Noubari @Noubariii]

Es más probable que el Tottenham gane un Oscar

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

This is why you will always be little old Spurs. Loser mentality 😂. You barely stayed in the Premier League. We bitched you at home & away. Most of the camp wanted you to stay up because its guaranteed +6 pts. Saka had you break dancing . Move.

[AFC Xtra @AFC__Xtra]

Thank you, Mikel Arteta.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This time last night 😍

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

I love this fucking football club more than you will ever ever understand.

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc He’s standing out, and not in a good way. You - or someone at least - said it on the last Loose Cannons: he constantly makes the wrong decision. It’s a game for Martinelli…

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc I wonder if it’ll be Odegaard playing as a hanging RW, Eze in the 10 and Madueke on the left. Also would make sense in terms of tracking O’Reilly. On paper, I like it either way

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

“No, no, no. I’ve got a real strong opinion on this”

- immediately changes his opinion the moment Arsenal stop teams doing it to them.

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@AFC_Monty_ Agree with all of the above apart from the timing of the goal. Typically, yes, conceding right before HT is. But on this occasion I think it’ll sharpen everyone up because clearly it’s needed.

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc This is the difference with Man City though. How many bozo moments do they have, especially when it matters? Spurs has done NOTHING in this game. Here we are, 45 mins to save our season. Again, and again, and again.

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc That’s not on the manager. That’s is nothing but individual error. The effect of it is far too damaging in that we never ever give ourselves a chance to kill games. Whether it’s a consolation or equaliser… Man Utd at home, Wolves away, Bournemouth away. We let teams back in

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc My main worry is how went from ‘try to have a shot, let alone a goal’ to ‘we need to be 3-0 up to be comfortable’. The similarities between the goals conceded in Wolves 2-2 (A), Wolves 1-1 (H) and Sunderland 2-2 (A) is insane, same time, same angles. Is it tactics or nerves?

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@ArsenalN10 Very similar to Portsmouth when he hit the post. Someone needs to teach him to stay on his feet when shooting, he always ‘falls’. So either he’s always off balance when shooting or has developed this habit which won’t benefit focus in finishing.

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@Mrjamieohara1 Ah yes, the “famous soccer player” needing X engagement so he can buy his family some Christmas presents. Here you go bud🤫

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Plenty of Americans finding out the names of other countries for the first time ever this evening

[Kevin Doutzenberg @K_evin5]

@JamesB_afc Me neither. Would’ve taken a point before kick off given form, injuries, playing away etc. Even after the red, Chelsea looked dangerous on the counter and we were not good enough going forward. Classic case of ‘if you can’t win, make sure you don’t lose.’

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

Arsenal had the most xG
Arsenal had the most Shots
Arsenal had the most Corners
Arsenal had the most Final Third Passes
Arsenal had the most Crosses
Arsenal had the most touches in the opposition box.

By all means criticise Arsenal. But can we stop with these baseless lies?