𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐳

Plutoski! | Chels💙 | bis später

[𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐳 @k_hoeT]

Nipeeni kazi aki

[𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐳 @k_hoeT]

i need a job

[Drugs Bunny @Monty_Hasashi]

Hizo vitabu huyo kijana anasoma sisi ndio tuliandika. I'd say he's a good student haha

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

'Soo, what are you doing on wednesday'

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Damn they spitting over here

[Skeka @realskeka]

Who did this?

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Beautiful niggas talk to women in a certain tone yenye hawataki kukua different from what a hun expected, that sweet, dumbass, faggot-like tone. A nigga like me mwenye nakaa vile nataka I'm always a step ahead ikifika ni kwa mdomo juu women have no expectations from me

[RtdHONNG @Akinjisolamich6]

@badderfish The funniest part is she has absolutely no agenda 😭

Just pure unbiased generational slander.

[Kanye Wept 🇵🇹 @masariaaaa]

Weeping 😭

[︎ ︎ @Mfdpmo]

Anaku cha freedom. It gets lonely at night and I start missing her 😔

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Most of these babes are undiagnosed. It's now up to you to identify the least crazy one. While at it, ALWAYS remember that your Mum didn't carry you on her womb for 9 months so that you can grow up and become a rehabilitation center for broken babes with mental borderline issues.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Mimi hushangaa sana na hii life. Between when we broke up and now, nimekuwa na warembo watatu. I don't think about them a single day in my life, lakini huyo jambazi must pop into my head 50 times a day. We broke up 5 years ago. Any relationship since her does not count somehow

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

Ata ujifanye mjinga aje at the back of your mind unajuanga what's right and what's wrong fuck nigga

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

This is how my pals move

[Unity Doody Density ☭ @Benny_Bubbles]

@ok6ixx Tell your dad he's recruited me to the cause

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

If you’re a man just read this again - it’s very important

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Haha. Wamama wa communication is key hawajuangi they are the problem

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

You know when your parents scold you for not being helpful at home, so to prove them wrong you wake up by 5am to boil rice for everyone, and you mistakenly go back to bed and sleep off and the rice burns and the smell wakes everyone else but you...

[🥩🇿🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @a1yrru]

could never settle with something that has an image like this out there in the world

[𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐳 @k_hoeT]

Siah anacrash out kweli kweli... It's true, they like the crooked ones 😅