KD

My life’s a roller coaster of emotions.

[KD @K_Lit_]

I don’t want someone to tell me that I can’t do something just because they can’t.

[KD @K_Lit_]

When sending someone to look for something.
“Did you look with your eyes or with your hands?”

[KD @K_Lit_]

The thing I hate most is life events and holidays that are meant to be shared with family.

[KD @K_Lit_]

I have never truly been this happy 😊

[landon @landon_hanna]

So, you’re sick of isolation?

[KD @K_Lit_]

Frozen bananas are very slippery.

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Just to clarify since it’s not written on the damn bottle: no tear shampoo only prevents IRRITATION tears, not emotional tears

[KD @K_Lit_]

I love the fact that I’m making something beautiful purely out of spite. Yay me!

[KD @K_Lit_]

You want it until you can have it.

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

I'm like a tamagotchi pet because I need attention or I'll die.

[KD @K_Lit_]

Almost got hit by a cop car while crossing the road and I said, “If you’re willing to hit me, I’m willing to die.” It was a weird moment.

[KD @K_Lit_]

The firework show at the Lincoln Memorial now look like a scene from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

[KD @K_Lit_]

I’m experiencing an indescribable Independence Day!!!!

[KD @K_Lit_]

If your album pic bothers me, don’t talk to me

[KD @K_Lit_]

One of the worst feelings is getting water in your armpit at inappropriate times.

[KD @K_Lit_]

I just learned that I can’t yawn and pee at the same time.

[KD @K_Lit_]

Friend: “Why is your elbow wet?”
Me: “I don’t know, precipitation.” 🤷🏻‍♀️
Friend: 🤨🧐

[KD @K_Lit_]

I’m pretty sure someone infront of my desk just referred to Thor as that hammer guy.

[KD @K_Lit_]

Cotton Eye Joe is chaotic evil.

[KD @K_Lit_]

It’s hard to get the taste of anti freeze out of your mouth.