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Self proclaimed bacon king

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It’s bullshit that most of the time you have to stay awake after breakfast

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Ted Cruz calling the hoop a basketball ring

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Bought a lawn mower from Jeff Gilmore today

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Why is Kenyon always at the DMV??

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@MikeWebbie12 nothing like fouling out in 20 minutes of city league ball

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Sundays are so great because all you're doing is waiting to go to bed

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The grass in my backyard is so tall that Akita cannot poop comfortably

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These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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Drove to Chicago for The Taste of Chicago. Closed

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Jmull = Voldermort

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I've never wanted to be horizontal more than right now

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Yall was good people man im a add y'all on Facebook - homeless man in Minneapolis with an iPhone

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If you haven't seen this music video, you're welcome. http://t.co/p3uOMN8O0q

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I'm officially roomies with my third Weber. @MikeWebbie12

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@FancyPantsNan yeahhhhh pants. Fuck people who chew gum

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@colonel_plumly hey colonel. Nice to hear from you. No I'm not a wolf now. Let's chat again soon.

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I think that Akitas favorite part of each day is when I wipe her eye burgers out of her eyes for her

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National siblings day guys. It's almost over keep them coming!!

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Web likes to disc golf

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@t4hansen easy there killer