Augusto

For men no simps!

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Women argue about anything "you didn’t nut alot this time, who you been fucking"

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

life is like a d*ck. simple, relaxed, and hanging freely. then a woman makes it hard

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Check if your man is happy instead of always checking if he’s cheating

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I don’t do relationships no more.
Because having one girl is too close to having 0 girl.

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Eenie meenie maney mo, the bitch you love is a hoe

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Now i know the world’s a fucked a place.

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

And every other day she tells me I'm so talented…
But my life's upside I gotta balance it
Getting money now I hardly check my balances
And shoutout to my younger bro because he managing

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I retired my mum, moved out with my friends
That's where the problems start, thats not where it ends….

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I have been too fucking busy, and vice versa🥱

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Apparently fucking without eating pussy is like opening a yogurt and not licking the lid….elll

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I was Junior Manager at 18. My woman was Junior marketing executive at 18. Both our parents are happy. Im living in paradise yall….

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I fell in love with an Cape Malaysian, I know it's mad
We're not together, 'cause her family would hold us back
I saw the red flags, I wouldn't want my child to grow in that
Rum and Red Bull, it was a culture clash

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Sometimes the 🐱be soo good… pullin out feels like punishment😮‍💨.

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

We never had a thing, when we met each other, it was never a thing like that
Spendin' this time's what made us attached
Spendin' my time's what made you react

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Naah what if im calling you over to show you that I also got dstv compact, then what

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Naah what if im calling you over to show you that I also got datv compact, then what

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Don’t lose a good sidepiece thinking yo gf gonna change

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Don’t lose a good sidepiece thinking yo gf gonna change.

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

I fw da low-key shit…, long as we know wassup, we don’t have to please the media

[Augusto @Kaairo_]

Stop Bein The Only One Who Makes Effort…Relax And Let That Ship Sink