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[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Got my first kuku kienyeji order yesterday. The Luhya in me was fighting 😂

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

LoL "Sorry about your heart." HAHAH.

[deryk @derapy_]

being awarded this way for whooping someone who asked for it is genuinely hilarious tbf

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Barcelona Da Depressão | Fã @BarcaDepressaoo]

Cristiano Ronaldo acabou KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Fuck Israel

[Niyetsel @niyetsel]

Write down the first word you see.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wayne Rooney: “One came on for 20 minutes and changed the entire game. The other started and held his team back.”

“People keep telling me football is about reputation. No, it’s about impact.

Look at the difference. Messi comes on with 20 minutes left and completely changes the game. One penalty, one goal, defense-splitting passes, involvement in the build-up, leadership, composure. Argentina instantly looked sharper, more fluid, more ruthless. That’s what greatness is. You don’t need 90 minutes to dominate a match when your football brain is operating two steps ahead of everyone else.

Now look at Ronaldo. Portugal controlled possession, created chances, had the game where they wanted it, but their attack looked blunt. Missed chances, poor decisions, shots when simple passes were available, free-kick into the wall, an offside goal, and then he’s off at halftime. The uncomfortable truth is Portugal looked more cohesive, more dynamic, and more dangerous after he left the pitch.

If Portugal are serious about going deep in this tournament, they need to stop making decisions based on history. Ronaldo’s legacy is untouchable, but trophies aren’t won with memories. Right now, he looks more like a luxury than a necessity.

The difference between Messi and Ronaldo at this stage isn’t talent. It’s adaptation. One accepts what the game needs. The other still wants the game to revolve around him.

And before Ronaldo fans get angry, ask yourselves one question: if his name wasn’t Cristiano Ronaldo, would he still be starting?”

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

It can't be 35.

[𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 ☠️ @oshoma33]

Number of times these anime MCs say their iconic line

[Video Game History @VideoGameHstry]

7K9D-3XPL-Q8TM-2VNR-5CWF

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

This ghoul is still alive?

[كأس العالم™ @TrendEPL]

🚨🚨🚨🚨جوزيف بلاتر (رئيس الفيفا سابقًا) :

لا يوجد أحد أكثر رسمية من الحكم، وإذا رفضت دولة دخول حكم لا ينبغي إقامة كأس العالم في مثل هذا البلد.

[Gama ᛉ @padamalgam8]

47 millions de galaxies et on est tombés sur celle avec les juifs..

[R. @MaiHoooNa]

Group stage exit of this narcissistic egoistic cunt will hit like a crack.

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

YES!!!!!!

[Jayceeehb💚🖤 @mj_21_baby]

When guys say “sit on my face.”, do they really mean SIT?? Full weight?

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Everything I touch...magic

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Got my first kuku kienyeji order yesterday. The Luhya in me was fighting 😂

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Napenda chakula mimi. Homemade burgers.

Everything made from scratch (except buns)

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

And this is exactly how these twats watch football. Highlights

[UEFA Cristiano League @UCR7L]

WHAT THE HELL? 😭😭😭

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Messi highlights dropping everytime he steps on the pitch...he's either scoring a worldie, delivering an impossible pass or breaking ankles...

Messi still feeding us with excellence at 38 the same way he did at 20.

Phenomenal.

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

@AndyKiv But sio as smooth as the original one.

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

Animepahe is gone 😭😭😭😭

[Fran @frabigol]

Lautaro Martinez arrancó a errar goles, ahora sí que entramos en clima mundialista.

[Dex @DexxterUtd]

An old video but this is the first time I've ever seen a player who chose to forfeit a clear penalty opportunity and opted to dribble till he produced an open play assist.

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

The way they insert that donkey casually into serious lists...

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Who will win the Golden Boot at the 2026 World Cup? 🧐🌟

[Shinanyenzo Shilulu Pa! @KAANAtion]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Who will win the Golden Boot at the 2026 World Cup? 🧐🌟