Karishma Ahuja

Get your money back - we don't have margin to waste in this economy!

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@payasparab cracked in a good way or bad way

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

you don't realize how broken your hindi is when you have a technical meeting in hindi

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

Doesn't get better than this

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

It looks like this tweet riled a lot of people up. I won’t be able to reply to all your messages: my yacht has bad wifi.

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@payasparab bro just doesn't wanna work

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We should send rockets not at each other, but rather to the stars

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Anyone who uses a note taking app doesn’t have any thoughts worth preserving.

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@aditya_bahl wooooo

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@andruyeung @seeblindspot Andrew - we should connect. I can put these quotes on one of our massive, delivery trucks that drive through the heart of Los Angeles every day for a fraction of what that LED truck cost.

[Jack Altman @jaltma]

1) It’s sad that this was on the ballot
2) Nice to see the landslide though
3) What is the 14% thinking

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@dig_deeper1 weird how men will openly say they want to date women who were infants when they were in college

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

podcasts are just an excuse to have playdates

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@alexisohanian yes 😭

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@medhakothari dagne dover

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@payasparab show us douyin show us douyin

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

@payasparab i'd prefer hi queen

[Karishma Ahuja @Kaarishh]

Don't create users, create fans

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

i have got to get even sweeter and kinder and more patient and more loving

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

For everyone suggesting a beachy European alternative, let me absolutely clear:

If you do not have ubiquitous Mexican or Asian food, you are describing a prison, not a city.