Kabriel Schuster

[Timothée Nation @timotheenation]

Timothée Chalamet about his Grammy nomination:

“We’re in a stacked category. It’s like K-Pop Demon Hunters, it’s Wicked—so I’m imagining Bob Dylan in a Mortal Kombat of it all.” 😭

[Path 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @RevolutionPath]

Well this is the last thing I wanted to do. Currently unemployed after I was fired 2 days after submitting a harassment complaint. I’m waiting for unemployment to come through as I collect rejection letters. But I have bills to pay & medication to take. Any help is appreciated.

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

@andrewpanton A 100% regulation day

[Griffin @wompdog43]

I need to go to the sand dunes

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Don’t bother googling power edger, it’s just a weed whacker

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

@KicksFinder This is the dumbest thing ever, scratcher appeared at 2:59:30 and still wouldn’t let you scratch

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

Can confidently say that I will not pick Kadarius Toney for my fantasy league again…

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

Screw zodiac signs, how do you pull into the stalls at @sonicdrivein?

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

Thank God I got a vegetable chopper

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

Why would you put your car in park at stop light?

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

The amount of people that will understand this, that follow me, will be very minimal.

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

1. Loved todays episode
2. That cucumber bit was amazing and @andrewpanton is incredible
3. I would love a gurpler re-release because I missed the first
4. @FuckFacePod @GavinFree there was a missed bleep

[Kabriel Schuster @KabrielSchuster]

Not the guy in front of me at the movies looking up bondage cuffs on Amazon 💀💀💀