Kaycie Traeger

[Kaycie Traeger @Kacetrags]

My wedding mood board only has four things on it. Sourdough bread, my dog, tequila and a disco ball. JLO, I need ya girl

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Anything > chipotle I SAID WHAT I SAID

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I am now someone who not only uses placemats but also has a drawer for them. I am my mother.

[Kaycie Traeger @Kacetrags]

Took on a pit bull today. Do not recommend but we here

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Hospital gowns but instead of tied, VELCRO! Let’s goooo

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Hey Alexa, please locate the cricket nest in my home and demolish it. Thanks girlfran

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@TheKevinJacobs Where’s the podcast Twittttt

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2020 really was the time to get braces

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I’ve experienced the meat sweats before but the sushi sweats... I am unwell.

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Why is there not a charcuterie food truck or why have I not opened one?! #gofundnorthernnosh

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@stephenjacobs Honestly played it all day on Saturday.

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Lots of snacks. Lots of crumbs in my bed. I’ve broken my own rule of no food in the bedroom. #mistakesweremade

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Can’t wait to go to a restaurant or a bar and leave a 100% tip. Just cause I’ve never appreciated that luxury or that industry more.

[Kaycie Traeger @Kacetrags]

@CoorsLight fishing opener next weekend, I’m not invited #CouldUseABeer

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Dr. Fauci for president

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This morning at Trader Joe’s there was a man wearing a snorkel mask with attached snorkel... I really feel like he should reconsider his PPE choice #desperatetimes

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@JayPorten should we have a virtual chili’s date? Tbh could use a HM fix during all this. But paninos ranch.

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@JayPorten Chili’s HM?

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Putting on eyeliner with your opposite hand should be an Olympic sport #helpme

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It’s Rickies year. Every year I say that, but this year I REALLY mean it.