Kach

Ask me about architecture.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

If there is only one hater of hypemen left in the world, it would be me.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

@JeSuisChiby @tolluminati @0xYinka @Woulk3r No.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

@tolluminati @JeSuisChiby @0xYinka @Woulk3r Like

[Chibuzor Iwobi @JeSuisChiby]

I’m scared of people that buy boiled egg.

[Arike Sugar Sugar❤️✨ @yettydlaw_]

Dear @MTNNG , it is with a heart filled with joy I use to inform you that you have until 11:59pm Monday, 31st of August to duly respond to my comprehensive well broken down mail with a duly comprehensive report and review 🤝

[Kach @Kach_attack]

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[Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria @FAAN_Official]

PRESS RELEASE
27th, August 2026

FAAN RESOLVES BOLT OPERATIONAL ISSUES, APPRECIATES PASSENGERS’ PATIENCE

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

gag after gag after gag

[blair @gthmic]

all internet discourse leads back to this

[Kach @Kach_attack]

@JeSuisChiby I'm sorry. What???

[Lit! @JusttLit]

This man was going to marry this babe without telling her he had children from previous relationships. That’s the Pandora’s box he is talking about in this tweet 😂😂

[Mundus @mundus01]

I found multiple casino and gambling articles hosted directly on @inecnigeria official website.

I am not talking about INEC linking to casino websites. These are actual gambling pages published under inecnigeria dot org.

For example:
inecnigeria. org/discover-the-excitement-of-instant-casino-france/

I identified about 28 gambling/casino pages hosted on the official INEC website.

Most of the clearest cluster was published under the WordPress author name “Ajuma Achor.”

I checked further and found that a person with the same name, Ajuma Achor, worked with Interra Networks, a technology vendor that has worked on INEC’s website. Her LinkedIn appears to indicate that she left Interra some years ago.

That raises two worrying possibilities:

Either INEC’s website has been compromised for a long time without anyone noticing, possibly through an old or compromised publishing account;

or someone with access to INEC’s website is abusing that access to publish casino content, potentially as paid SEO placements.

I don't know which one exactly.

But either scenario is frightening.

Because if someone can quietly publish dozens of casino pages on INEC’s official website, then the bigger question is: what stops that same access from being used on election day to publish false information, fake results or a misleading announcement capable of causing chaos across the country?

This needs more than deleting the casino pages. INEC needs to determine who has publishing access, how these pages got there, and whether that access still exists.

@channelstv @seunonigbinde @YIAGA @MobilePunch @thecableng @SaharaReporters @vanguardngrnews

[Ladi Ogunseye @LadiSpeaks]

Oyinbo dressing yunno

[Kach @Kach_attack]

Ariana found shaking.

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

abeg who be timaya stylist? 😭😭😭😭😭

[jolene @sweet504heart]

I knew a guy who was in an open MARRIAGE and the only rules: 1. Don’t fuck baby mom, 2. Don’t fuck anyone in their shared home, 3. No babies.

He fucked his baby mom in their marital bed AND GOT HER PREGNANT.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

I want to see the reunion.

[Big Chief @MONSIEURBLAC]

FALZ, a lawyer currently has a pending lawsuit against the VDM over allegations of cyber bullying etc and the association of lawyers deemed it fit to invite the VDM to address lawyers and judges at their conference.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

They did? Oof.

[Kach @Kach_attack]

I'll be surprised if these two get married

[Kach @Kach_attack]

Time to skip through all the weddings

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The legendary Dolly Parton has passed away at the age of 80.