Sailesh Kadam

I make puns and music

[Sailesh Kadam @Kadaminator]

@TiGiovine Let us rejoice in your overall success

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@acute_angleb But daddy I love him!

[Doge @DogeTheDog]

Wow
Such hump
Very day
Week halfway dun
Much school
So studi
Many educashun
2+2=doge

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@mattie_eng0628 @TiGiovine Mattie, you have given me a good chuckle with your clever word play and superb sense of humor.

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@bahamallama123 Ha

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The best part of 8 AMs is the part where god dammit I hate 8 AMs

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@heyitsamberley And remember: no bagels

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@heyitsamberley #fencing

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@bahamallama123 Have fun with that life you won't be having until you stop playing

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@TiGiovine if you have to ask....you'll never understand

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@rgoldwoman 10/10 would eat

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Could Jesus microwave a burrito SO HOT that he himself could not eat it?

[tom hank (nice) @TomHankThatsMe]

wheres the hass tag button

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Finished with finals and full of steak and shake. Life's pretty dope right now

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34 degrees?
Oh you mean shorts and t shirt weather

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@Offthewalley You make it sound like it stopped being socially acceptable

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

I wrote a handy guide for backing out of a parking spot:
1) Start car.
2) Check your phone for 10 minutes.
3) Punch yourself in the throat.

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

codeine in my juice box #faded #juiced

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@heyitsamberley Am I poop because i'm brown?
Das racist.