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[Minister of Jobs @emmanuelbasy]

According to the way I planned my life from secondary school, today was supposed to be my swearing in ceremony as Governor of my state.

[Ferdy @Burmese_Tyga_]

The wages of simp is debt. 🤣

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

“Check your OPay, I don send you that level”

[Yusef @Fede8Y]

نهاية حقبة، ثنائية مستحيل ننساها 💔

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Watch Messi retire within 6 months now 😭

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“too lazy for 9-5”
“too dumb for crypto”
“too innocent for fraud”

some of una dey really play with una life, I pity you

[‏ً @oluwxtosin]

-@ZenithBank 3300 for SMS charges?

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

As for me, whenever Nigeria calls me, I will answer. It's my home and there's nothing I can do about it. It's a trash country, but it's my trash country. I don't have another one. But having said that, I won't be jumping up and being a hero like I did in 2023. Not because I have a problem with lighting myself on fire and suffering alone, but because I saw firsthand that it does not work.

You people want heroes, but heroes are not what you need. All a hero is in Nigeria is a dead guy that becomes a symbol for late night igbo-smoking and rhythmic swaying to a fake-deep Burna Boy tribute soundtrack. A hero is a completely useless thing in Nigeria. What you people need is a full-spectrum nationwide rebellion that is so vicious, bloody and violent that it will alter the entire course of West African history.

What you don't need is another individual hero who will end up dead or in jail so that you will tweet "Free XYZ" or enthusiastically smoke igbo while singing along to the posthumous Burna Boy tribute song. So never ask me to "come back and lead" anything. When I come back, it will be the same way I left Abuja - arm in arm with thousands of my contemporaries marching down Shehu Shagari Way in unison.

It won't be to become yet another useless Nigerian hero symbol that cannot change the price of garri in the market.

[Deejay_Sequence @Deejay_Sequence]

"You sef don chop that girl"

[ALI @Saifthesage]

The Niger delta struggle underachieved because it wasn’t led by smart men. It was led by strong hungry uneducated men. They won, the region didn’t.

[Shallipopi @plutomaniapopi]

If they never cut one of Una head the rest no go learn

[keep6ixsolid @keep6ixsolid]

😭😭 a group of white racist tried to rush and assault 1 black dude and he ended up stabbing the drunks in self-defence

Now Tommy is crying because his race lost 1v6

[Tim @winsznx]

When I touch 6 figures again, I’ll make use of this video

[Mahlatsi Walter @Mmasekgoba]

White people are not the standard.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

The condition of one of Nigeria’s most critical highways has been getting worse for years and recently it ground to a complete halt for days.

Al Jazeera asked people on the Benin-Agbor-Asaba road how they view this infrastructure crisis.

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

You can see what the devil looks like. When they told you they spread civilization, this is what they mean.

[Sharpino @sharpino01]

If you snooze you lose o.😂😂😂😭

[Elvis Obi @TheObiLeonard]

Nigerian investors that won’t fund anything other than fintech are who you guys are taking seriously, lol.

I would die on the hill that any Nigerian founder building anything serious, especially in critical industries, should always look towards outside funding first.

Nigerian investors don’t back dreams or people, they back data and traction. They only invest when it’s popular to do so.

[Uwanyin ✨ @AkiangLoveth]

Things I learnt on Twitter 😂😭

1. Everybody earns above 500k monthly except me
2. Chicken has no business in soup
3. Egusi & Semo are mid food and I am the only one that eats it😓
4. Everybody is wise and can give you advice
5. ⁠Men don’t like women and women don’t like men.
6. ⁠Once you give a certain opinion you can be called a “pick me”
7. Everybody lives in Lagos or Abuja except me.

Add yours 😂