kaden_hend

Occasional Genius, sesquipedalian, double bassist:

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

Trump's twitter right now is the political equivalent of Russell Westbrook shouting "YOU BETTER DOUBLE ME" to LeBron while down 30 points in garbage time.

[Caroline Randall Williams @caroranwill]

https://t.co/G01J8MzTdA
This is one of the proudest, most moving things in writing life so far. Thank you, thank you, folks who write to the editor, and thank you, thank you @nytimes and @nytopinion for compiling/publishing. #blacklivesmatter #mybodyisamonument

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

1500+ at #KingstonBLM march on Wednesday. The only police I saw on the march were joining in. Happy and proud to be a part of this community and hoping for even more to join on June 17.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

#bunkerboy #babygate https://t.co/uUt3PNDOPG

[John Legend @johnlegend]

No one wants ANTIFA to be a thing more than the far right and their Fuhrer Donald. The actual fascists want you to think the anti-fascists are the bogeyman.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If you killed a man w/ health conditions, you still killed a man.

George Floyd couldn’t breathe. 3 officers held him down, & one w/ a recorded, violent history kneed his neck as others helped.

They waited 9 minutes for his last breath. This was not an accident. It was murder.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@BagohD @conner_omalley @fitness_daddy69 I thought we were still the 3 reigning CEO'S (3EO's) of Birdfest to this day. I imagined much less Incubus and much more large mounds of Bird seed.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@fitness_daddy69 I can't believe everyone died and the last 3 episodes of GOT are just photo montages with Greenday's "time of our lives" playing in the background.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

Using "I didn't need to do this.. I just wanted to get it done faster" as an excuse wouldn't even get you out of a speeding ticket, let alone a national emergency.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@fitness_daddy69 Once that Hamms-guy label sticks it's game over.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

The halftime show next year should be R. Kelly and Chris Brown and instead of sing they just fight with a broken pool stick on the field.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

So stoked its finally 2018 and I can stop writing 2017 on everything!

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

I've had Obamacare for 2 years and I'm still waiting for an appointment with the Death Panel. I know they said wait times would be long but 2 years is a fucking long time!

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@FrankieVision I said couch not coach. Really should have nailed me for my poor drunken spelling.

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@FrankieVision Thank God you don't know enough about basketball to play or couch. #justkeepediting

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@themagicofDennisAlm

[AP Oddities @AP_Oddities]

An Arizona bird rescue center is trying to find the owner of a pigeon found wearing a bedazzled vest. https://t.co/ZfKhhY50mX #odd

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

@SenatorCollins @JeffFlake
#VoteNoOnKavanaugh

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

I will now require all SCOTUS appointees to be wrap-around alumni. Quarters is fucking Bush league. #VoteNoOnKavanaugh

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

Bought some Hamms to play "Devils Triangle" but realized I only have a nickle and 2 cups :((

[kaden_hend @Kaden_Hend]

All I really want is a Street Fighter game where the only playable characters are Ross from Friends, Alf, and Wallace Shawn.