Big Fan of Chips

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

this is the reason i’m deleting twitter. shit like this every time, all the time shoved in my face just to make me mad. well i’m not falling for it anymore.

[𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗬 @TheWarKitchen]

New soup tier list just dropped (based on your suggestions) 🍜

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

started humming memories from cats the musical and immediately thought “wow cartman would totally sing this”

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

officially stopped smoking cigarettes right before my decade anniversary. amen. all things are possible.

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

unfortunately all of the thomas the tank engine stories are calvinist nonsense

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

@HeiressDairy if you fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice? can’t get fooled again

[Joe Keller 9️⃣🇵🇸 @Joe_keller710]

When you get outside the city and start driving past big industrial and chemical processing places called 'Shempco' and Curly Logistics

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

the smiths + extra pickles at the diner for today #blessup

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

I love retweeting…like yessssss I agree with that or like that…

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

how eating in front of anyone feels to me. just awful.

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

i’m always saying this…

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

if a man with piercing blue eyes, fierce muttonchop whiskers, & a peg-leg pulls up a keg of ale to sit on & begins to explain whaling, great whales & even the myriad uses for blubber, how would you not listen ardently if you are a normal woman?

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

living alone for the first time ever and suddenly i’m doing epic shit all day and having a ball (someone says the word “job”) i mean every day im afraid.

[. @playboicurrryy]

let my friend join the spotify jam and he played a 12 minute song

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

just ate the paper around my sandwich. whatever. i’m immune to its negative properties.

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

arranging my furniture in a handstand-conscious manner

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

i don’t think the stones are helping with my curse. distressing.

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

got actually cursed at the club last night - cant stop dropping stuff. today i procured a bunch of stones to protect myself. will update on efficacy.

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

@sargentned do it naked

[Big Fan of Chips @Kaffine8]

@ZamboniToni yes.