Scrolling on my phone: loser, addict, algorithmic slop turkey gobble gobble gobble you are unworthy of your living soul
Scrolling on my desktop: plugged in, eyes open, a knife-sharp frigate sailing across the sea of information, a cyber samurai in the Information War. A poster.
Me in 2060 fighting against the israeli-evangelical oldmoid Einstatzgruppen for the right to date a 36 year old man as a 40 year old woman (considered pedophilia and punished by execution)
If you like Pokémon, perhaps I can introduce you to another turn-based RPG with switching out, deep stat analysis, field conditions, and a whole host of oddly named and shaped little guys to choose as your comfort character. That's right, it's Baseball.