yaa__dede

Psalm 73:26💕

[yaa__dede @KafuiDede]

Gentle Reminder: JESUS IS COMING! !!

[ash @daenerysaint]

a família targaryen em qualquer geração

[Rajdeep @Rajdeep_C_18]

After Messi's temporary retirement in 2016 when Di Maria got handed over the keys of the national side, Argentina were on the verge of missing the 2018 World Cup. It took Messi coming out of retirement and a final-matchday hat-trick to drag them to the World Cup.

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Me, post surgery today: “do I have any weight or lifting restrictions??”
My husband: “she’s asking because she wants to snuggle our cats - not for any reason like cleaning or laundry..”

My RN: “can absolutely lift the kitties. Laundry and cleaning lifting restrictions are in place for a minimum of 6 months”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Who the hell thought Gmail needed a storage limit and that, once it’s full, you wouldn’t be able to receive emails anymore?????

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

Explaining the difference between type 1 & type 2 diabetes is so exhausting lmao. Type 1 is an autoimmune disease! My pancreas doesn’t work so I don’t produce insulin lmao. No diet can fix that 😭

[A. T. K ⚕️ @atkkay]

One day she will decide to move on after giving so much

And one footsoldier will come for her

[Tanya @lazyxcraz]

Piers Morgan 🗣️: “Ronaldo carried Real Madrid and won matches on his own. Messi can’t do that.”

Zlatan 🗣️: “After Messi left Barcelona, they went on to play in the Europa League twice. But after Ronaldo left Real Madrid, they went on to win multiple La Ligas and Champions Leagues. So now tell me, who was carrying whom?”

[Dura,coco money🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[Cherise🌸💕 @ceejay_writes]

If I call you “sir”
I’m putting a very large boundary and I want you to know your place.

[SNEAKERHUB.RENEE🐐🇬🇭🇺🇸 @appiah_renee]

“Coffiefx is a big contract so everyday I have to mention his name”- Kalykaly 😂😂😂😂

Your man do wrong transaction her😭😭

[sarah @sunfyressz]

this will never not be funny to me😭😭😭

[Jordan @ituajiv]

Lyanna dying actually made me cry.

[Marvel Updates @marvel_updat3s]

Marvel Studios’ upcoming movies:

• ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ — July 31
• ‘Avengers: Endgame’ — Sept. 25
• ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ — Dec. 18
• ‘Avengers: Secret Wars’ — Dec. 17, 2027
• ‘Black Panther 3’ — Dec. 15, 2028
• ‘Ghost Rider’ — 2028
• ‘X-Men’ — TBD

[toughlife @toughlife2004]

Unpopular opinion: Daemon loved viserys more than viserys loved daemon, I know his way of love was questionable but still he loved his brother

[Mangethe mfethu 🎀🩷 @miss_neoentle]

My boyfriend and I ordered breakfast and I mistakenly put the neighbours apartment number instead of his

When I tell you I went to the door to look for the delivery guy and found the neighbour collecting our food 😭😭

[Ojay★彡 @oiseoje_]

my mum said she had a dream where she was on her knees begging at one of her son’s weddings cos he was getting married to a man, now she is asking us if we have girlfriends or if we’ve dated girls before😭, she even asked my 14yo brother if he has a girlfriend😭😭

[smallie wey dey mighty @Britney_Tachie]

who wants to buy one uterus, two ovaries, and all my eggs? Serious buyers only. 🥲

Update: I went to the hospital. I was given an injection, put on an IV, and sent home with medication to take three times a day.

Tbh , this may be the first time in my life taking medicine this diligently. 😭

But are we still bleeding after Day 2?

Yes. Yes, we are. 🫠

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

I brought and was having Malt at work, colleague came in “that looks nice,I have never seen that drink before”

I said yea, it’s a Nigerian drink, made from barley.

She said that’s Amazing

Next day, I was called in for drinking alcohol at work.

I brought the bottle and asked them to show me where it says there’s Alcohol in it ?

*Crickets*

[Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame]

Sometimes when you guys read studies or research papers kindly factor in the country or the control group the research was done with

Ghanaians are not buying cars because they can’t afford it not because of traffic or the road with . There’s an affordability issue already

[Chefabbys @chefabbys]

Nothing to see here, just a Brand Ambassador doing her duties 🌟