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President Trump is making sure men stay out of women’s sports!

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overthinking about how I'm overthinking

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Me when I’m financially broke

My brain:

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When you're approaching someone in a long hallway and you're not sure when to begin eye contact

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Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

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POV: when you told your wife that you were flying away on a business trip, but actually went to your mistress, and then see on the news that your plane crashed

Me:

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Nobody:

5 year old kids coughing

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When your parents don't let you eat in bed, but you prove to them they've got yogurt stains on their own bed

Dad:

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Mom: son, go check why the power's out, you studied to be an electrician, didn't you?

Meanwhile me, who cheated all 4 years:

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Me: removing a spider web with a broom

Me: hanging a fake spider web for Halloween

The spider:

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Me and my wife talking at 12am, and we’re laughing at a joke”

A voice under the bed: HAHAHA

Me:

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1st Gay couples: Where’s the direction to the McDonald

Me: go straight

2nd Gay couple:

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Me: Doctor, I can only hear with one ear.

Doctor: Say 100.

Me: 50

The Doctor:

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Friend: “Come on, it’s going to be really close by”

Me looking at him after walking 5km: