Kaiden Howell

What goes around, comes around. Spread peace and love, my fellow travelers. ✌🏼💙

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

I swear if I broke my ankle this close to lost lands, I will be turning my crutches into totems. 😮‍💨🩼✨🚨

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@Wendy1u17 “How many T’s are in that?” Smart ass answer: “ThaT” = 2 😂😂😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@neweveryday99 7 🙄 you (1) + two brothers (2) = 3
the brothers (2) x each have two brothers (2) = 4
Total siblings: 3 + 4 =7
If im wrong, you’re rage baiting or can’t do simple math 😂😂😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@AlexaBliz_ June only has 30 days. Calender shows a June 31st - doesn’t exist.

Also the clock shows 11:00 & 12:00 twice. Should show 1:00 & 2:00.

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@Glam_AngeI Thigh + land = Thailand
Jar + mic + car = Jamaica

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@LasVegasLocally My wallet said absolutely the FUCK NOT. Spend y’all’s own damn money. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@savag91165 @PridePopCulture @grok Lol 😂😂😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@Inspirenaire Girl, why you think the rice at Cafe Rio hits every time? Used to make this shit 6 pans at a time. 😂😂😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

Nothing will be as funny as my girl looking at me and going , “you remember that one time i drank the blue mad dog 20/20, but i when i threw it back up, it was purple…good times.” 🔵🤢🟣😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@oelma__ That AI doesn’t like fruits and veggies. Zoom in on the packaging guys. 😂😂😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@RinoTheBouncer Oddworld Stranger’s Wrath

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@LasVegasLocally That’s okay, we dont want it. Take it elsewhere, let the locals live and work in peace. 🙄😂

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@LasVegasLocally The piss and Chads who are only there to get shit faced 🙄

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@ commercial delivery drivers in small vans, don’t park in the fucking dock line, thanks 🙏😂🙄

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

RIP Buddy boy. We’ll miss you more than can be put into words. 😔🐶💙

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

Found by chance, kept by love—Buddy wandered into our lives & became our heart. For 15 yrs he gave us comfort, joy, & loyalty. May your final path be warm, your rest deep, & may the rainbow bridge welcome you with sunshine & Vienna sausages. 🌈🐾💙

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

Whoever left their drunk friend at #downtownEDC last night, you’re terrible friends and I hope she tells all your moms you suck monkey balls. #insomniac #edclv #KeepItPLUR #respect #fuckyouguys

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

Everyone attending @EDC_LasVegas , we love you, but there better be some real fucking PLUR tonight or we aren’t going again. #peace #love #unity #respect

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@LasVegasLocally Doesn’t matter since Tropicana itself is still a mess and im certain they’ll find another project to start on so that it continues to go unfinished for another year to two. 🙄🙄🙄

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

To the person who attempted to steal fuel from my work truck this morning, i hope you fall off a bridge. My entire work day is fucked. Screw you. 🖕🖕🖕

[Kaiden Howell @KaidenMilo]

@LasVegasLocally Just the resort fee? That doesn’t even begin to cover the ambulance bill alone. 🥴😂